Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Lily13]

I play the fiddle better than ‘Johnny’ (Charlie Daniels Band)

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I’ve always been responsible with fireworks.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I pretty much always vote Republican.

 

[Rob_Royale]

People still say to me all the time, that I don't look my age.

 

[jarigi]

My feet are so firmly planted, I am tended to by a gardener.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

I'm just the shit. Effortlessly amazing, 100% of the time. Kicking guys out my life because they never want to leave.

 

[Trubbycat]

My personal magnetism has amassed quite a following.

 

[Bry1313]

I am popular and beloved throughout the threads I participate in.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I remain calm no matter the situation.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I have a mike Tyson voice message recorded

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I'm not really into giving oral.

 

[amber1312]

I play well with others

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I’ve never had my manhood used in a game of ring toss.

 

[JerseyJade]

The taste of cum makes me want to throw up.

 

[Vivacious_in_the_TxHills]

I never enjoy touching my partner.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I've been crying all day thinking about those poor billionaires lost at sea.

 

[13Fantasies]

I accidentally made @NRJLIVES4ever a cuckold tonight when his baby girl pretended I was her popsicle.

 

[Coyote100]

I actually caught 10 different rabbits today. But I let all of them go.

 

[Photog1rl]

I am not going to over think things.

 

[PageWriter2]

I let little things get to me.

 

[Bry1313]

Im in a good mood right now.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’m not thinking about being told I come off as lacking depth in the threads.

 

[Kat73]

Everything is fine.

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'm 42nd in line to the throne

 

[rennee]

Everything is fine.

Same here..its fucking wonderful