Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[fakingadulthood]

I have surpassed big dick energy and exude medically-problematic-lack-of-blood-to-the-brain-when-hard-energy

 

[Taegul]

I will be Kanye West's running mate in 2024. Our slogan will be, "Make America Utterly Insane (MAUI)."

Seriously, who doesn't love Maui?

 

[Trubbycat]

I have absolutely no interest in any Lit women.

 

[SexMan1959]

I'm not a dirty old man

 

[BadAmy]

Nah.
I'm a dirty old man.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I definitely did not check out that female doctor earlier.

 

[Taegul]

My hair would make Fabio jealous.

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I'm freaking awesome looking and men wish they could be me

 

[deft]

It wasn’t me.

 

[Trubbycat]

Women keep touching me. Make them stop.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm a twenty-five year old stud, with a yacht and private jet.

 

[Lily13]

I sing on the weekends as a karaoke host

 

[jarigi]

When I was a Miss Universe judge, the women would touch ME inappropriately!

 

[thefishfryer]

I never watch porn or read erotic literature.

 

[lanceGibs]

Haven't orgasmed in two days .

 

[writerzblok92]

I am supremely self-confident.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I've just finished sexually servicing four women who came knocking at my door demanding to be taken by me. They wouldn't take no for an answer.

 

[SmoothAndSweet]

I do not like wearing panties

 

[thefishfryer]

I have a harem of beautiful women that fight between themselves for my sexual favours.

 

[thefishfryer]

I've just finished sexually servicing four women who came knocking at my door demanding to be taken by me. They wouldn't take no for an answer.

I wonder if they were the same ones I had to turn away, because the two female Jehovah Witnesses were sucking my cock at the time.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I am here for the poetry.

 

[Coyote100]

I never make misstaakes in my Lit postings.

 

[neakman]

Im not interested in a single female on Lit.

 

[BadAmy]

Hmm..I absolutely abhor sarcasm. Seriously, me? Never.

 

[hairball18]

I enjoy driving into work everyday.