Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[positiveflirt]

I really, really want to get out of bed, and I feel fine!

 

[Filipinawife]

I hate sex

 

[nock]

I hate sex

if a lie is a statement at least a tiny bit believable, that's not even a lie - but at beast a tease

 

[Hodes101]

My penis is so long I keep the head warm in my socks.

 

[Backagainpart4]

Everything is Awesome!

 

[smtst5]

I never masturbate when I’m on Lit

 

[Backagainpart4]

I read lit only for the articles

 

[VoraciousValue]

I didn't see a woman's boobs on video chat today. Darn it.

 

[Lily13]

I carry a badge and a weapon

 

[13Fantasies]

Silver Slugger of the North American Whiffle Ball League

 

[Hodes101]

Shorter than a chihuahua

 

[PageWriter2]

I'm the only Lit virgin

 

[deft]

My OnlyFans consists of me stripping wallpaper.

 

[Drsquirrel0]

I have an 8 inch cock

 

[jarigi]

Women find me so irresistible, I have taken to dressing like a homeless man when in public.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m so sexy even the men want me.

 

[Backagainpart4]

I’m so handsome every lit user swoons when I enter the thread.

 

[jason28053]

My birthday is today

 

[Sxy_crzy_cool]

I'm just on LIT for "educational" purposes....

 

[Taegul]

I'm so tall, I can dunk a basketball without jumping.

 

[Lily13]

I can surf

 

[Nicefella]

I’ve seen @Lily13 hang10

 

[Lastingimpressions]

I have an impressive button collection.

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m the worlds biggest asshole with zero personality and I absolutely, positively, do not giggle 95% of the day

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn this way.