Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Deleted member 3041612]

I work at a strip club at night and I’m a stock broker during the day.

 

[lanceGibs]

I have a large harem of lovely ladies who pleasure me in every possible way.

 

[Coyote100]

I am a professional poster of Literotica.

 

[Backagainpart4]

I’m so popular with the women here that my PM are overflowing

 

[thefishfryer]

I have not been waiting most of the day for a laptop computer to be delivered by Amazon, and I am not at all annoyed that they claim to have tried to deliver it, when I know that is a outright lie.

 

[Pantyboy74]

This pic doesn't represent me at all.
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[jeff_is_smiling]

I never get the urge to go down on a woman...

 

[Girly_girl]

I have an oceanfront beach house

 

[LostGirlTink]

I did NOT spend the day in a 5 story spiral tower.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I did NOT spend the day in a 5 story spiral tower.

I am NOT intrigued by that and coming up with possibilities of how it happened and what it entailed

 

[LostGirlTink]

I am NOT intrigued by that and coming up with possibilities of how it happened and what it entailed

It was NOT a cool day in the slightest

 

[fakingadulthood]

It was NOT a cool day in the slightest

I am NOT picturing the penis tower from the old little mermaid vhs box but on land as the spiral tower in question

 

[Backagainpart4]

I’m a smooth talker and never stutter or get flustered when conversing

 

[Taegul]

I would hate to be walking on the beach right now, bare feet in the sand. Why the hell would I want that when I could be working seven days a week instead? Yes please!

 

[Lily13]

I am at the beach right now and my feet are in fact, on the sand Wish

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I like when he's content just sitting around all the time

 

[BusDee276]

I'm not in a very horny mood

 

[gearhead73]

I'm not in a very horny mood

This did not put me in a horny mood!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I try not to encourage women to chat with me because my personal, cyber-harem is already full up as it is...

 

[Taegul]

I have had my pubic hair trimmed and maintained to look like a handlebar mustache. The accompanying beard is never trimmed or maintained at all.

 

[positiveflirt]

I've been Hulk Hogan since 2002!

 

[PageWriter2]

I never get horny

 

[Trubbycat]

I secretly write advice columns

 

[Taegul]

My real name is Bubba and my diet mostly consists of beef jerky, chewing tobacco. and Zima.

 

[BadAmy]

I don't think any of you are lying.