Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[HeatherNether]

My thoughts are as vanilla as my parents think they are.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I don't masturbate, ever.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

I do not watch porn

 

[BusDee276]

I didn't cum while chatting with someone on here earlier

 

[Jd19683]

I tell my wife all about my activities on line

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not really a mental patient under armed guard.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am in no uncertain terms completely sane and normal

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

I'm a confident ray of sunshine.

 

[Taegul]

I am actually typing this message with my penis as both of my hands are currently too busy squeezing Shakira's ass ATM.

She says hi to everyone, btw.

 

[Mikey1970]

I'm a porn star in rl name rico twolong look for my movies

 

[RachelWalsh]

I am fine alone. .
I have it all together all by myself.

I haven't come close to crying even once this week.

 

[Mattentive]

I have four penises and one large testicle. I may be a cow.

 

[deft]

I am Banksy.

 

[PageWriter2]

I'm secretly a Priest

 

[snexxer]

I'm not worried about my health.

 

[Trubbycat]

I have to hire an assistant to deal with all the pussy I get.

 

[Inthesewalls]

I hate being kissed and cuddled.

 

[Lily13]

I can waterski barefoot

 

[brdplt]

I don’t miss sex

 

[Lily13]

I have been to the playboy mansion

 

[Sweetn3ss]

I hate being 30 flirty and thriving.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'm really tall

 

[Trubbycat]

I was very popular at the sex club.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I have a desire to swim with sharks.

 

[Taegul]

I have never had a naughty dream about a celebrity, and I certainly didn't have one about Selena Gomez last night.

Seriously, where TF did that come from?