The Freak Show

[velona]

I have been known to lick. A bit of a fetish.

Doesn’t seem like it would get them all that clean

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wash or lick windows?
I need to be certain.

I think it might depend on what is on the other side of the window

 

[Fiestykitten]

I think it might depend on what is on the other side of the window

That is a valid point… I don’t like it cause gross but valid. Good job my friend

 

[cactusjack0584]

That is a valid point… I don’t like it cause gross but valid. Good job my friend

Licking doesn’t have to be a thing…
I could do other things outside in the bushes

 

[Fiestykitten]

Licking doesn’t have to be a thing…
I could do other things outside in the bushes

Hey! No peeing in my fucking bushes! There are hydrants, go use those!

 

[velona]

I don’t work but I have furniture to put together this weekend and I’m not good at it
I need a guy to come and do it for me while I watch and ogle him

Wait a minute, don’t you have kids old enough to put furniture together? Can you put them to work!

 

[velona]

Licking doesn’t have to be a thing…
I could do other things outside in the bushes

You are talking about yard work, right?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hey! No peeing in my fucking bushes! There are hydrants, go use those!

I was just going to trim the hedges…
Maybe shirtless…

 

[Fiestykitten]

Wait a minute, don’t you have kids old enough to put furniture together? Can you put them to work!

I do and they have put a couple things together but it’s been hard with their work schedules.
My oldest works all the damn time
And my other son is still in high school (18) and works full time

 

[Fiestykitten]

I was just going to trim the hedges…
Maybe shirtless…

Oh… proceed

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh… proceed

Maybe if I get too sweaty…
You could bring me a cold drink…
Or even invite me in…

 

[Fiestykitten]

Maybe if I get too sweaty…
You could bring me a cold drink…
Or even invite me in…

Oh, I would do that
Can’t let you get to hot, now can we?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh, I would do that
Can’t let you get to hot, now can we?

Of course not…

 

[cactusjack0584]

Oh, I would do that
Can’t let you get to hot, now can we?

…but I don’t know how successful you’d be at cooling down…

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t work but I have furniture to put together this weekend and I’m not good at it
I need a guy to come and do it for me while I watch and ogle him

Nude furniture assembly is doable. Just have to be careful of the exposed tool.

 

[Fiestykitten]

Nude furniture assembly is doable. Just have to be careful of the exposed tool.

Hmmm now I need to find an exposed tool… for scientific purposes of course

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It's

 

[CuriousInAR78]

Morning y'all, one more night of hell and then off the next two days

 

[Bbl87]

Hmmm now I need to find an exposed tool… for scientific purposes of course

I mean, I think there are plenty of "craftsmen" on Lit who would readily oblige.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I mean, I think there are plenty of "craftsmen" on Lit who would readily oblige.

But would just any craftsman really do?

 

[Bbl87]

But would just any craftsman really do?

Touché m'lady.

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I'm not handy with a wrench or hammer, but I can handle other tools

 

[Fiestykitten]

I'm not handy with a wrench or hammer, but I can handle other tools

Well I know one tool I'm sure you can't handle besides the wrench or hammer

 

[CuriousInAR78]

I can handle that one just fine thanks, I am good with the screw driver

 

[Fiestykitten]

I can handle that one just fine thanks, I am good with the screw driver

I'll take your word for it... for now but if I see any complaints.... I'm never going to stop teasing you