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vibes said:
i like my strawberries dipped into something sweet though *looks around*
well I dont have anymore whipped cream, but I have other sweet cream
 
Jail said:
well I dont have anymore whipped cream, but I have other sweet cream
anything i have to do to be offered some? *innocent look*
 
Jail said:
*ponders* well, you could get out of your 'briefs' ;)
lol ... absolutely: i can assure you my briefs are forgotten at 3.30am ;) :D
 
vibes said:
lol ... absolutely: i can assure you my briefs are forgotten at 3.30am ;) :D
*chuckles* and since your briefs are missing, how nice that you're here now. It's not often you come on the bb at this time of the morning :kiss: :)
 
Jail said:
*chuckles* and since your briefs are missing, how nice that you're here now. It's not often you come on the bb at this time of the morning :kiss: :)
i take it that ought to grant me some *whipped cream*, no? :devil:
 
^^ Sweeps floor. Wipes off bar. Restocks beer. Looks around to make sure everything is ready for opening. ^^
 
FantasySlut said:
Awwww thanks MACH....I knew I could count on you to come through for me.......Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm, those brownies wouldn't happen to have any of that special *sauce*, now would they? ;)

I don't know about the brownies, but if you need special "sauce"..... :devil:

Why am I always so damn horny? :rolleyes: Honestly, it's amazing any woman puts up with me.
 
Machiavellix said:
Hello Vinde. :rose: Pull up a chair. Coffee this morning?
No coffee for me thanks, but have you got anything back there to eat?
 
Machiavellix said:
I don't know about the brownies, but if you need special "sauce"..... :devil:

Why am I always so damn horny? :rolleyes: Honestly, it's amazing any woman puts up with me.
If and when I do...I'll let ya know ;)

Can't answer for your horniness, lol....After all you are male...That sums it up :devil:
 
Vinde said:
No coffee for me thanks, but have you got anything back there to eat?

I have famous chefs dropping by all the time. The menu is your imagination. :D
 
FantasySlut said:
If and when I do...I'll let ya know ;)

Can't answer for your horniness, lol....After all you are male...That sums it up :devil:

True true. I'm sure if a tree had tits and pussy, that'd turn us on as well. I'm really more than this, though. I hope you realize that. :D
 
Machiavellix said:
True true. I'm sure if a tree had tits and pussy, that'd turn us on as well. I'm really more than this, though. I hope you realize that. :D
I have no doubt that the majority of people here on Lit are about more than just *sex*............Ehhhh, it's all in fun though, right? :kiss: :rose:
 
Machiavellix said:
I have famous chefs dropping by all the time. The menu is your imagination. :D
Just a bagel if you have one would be great.
 
FantasySlut said:
I have no doubt that the majority of people here on Lit are about more than just *sex*............Ehhhh, it's all in fun though, right? :kiss: :rose:

That's pretty much what we're here for, yes. The sexual outlet. You have to get it somewhere, and I'm sure as hell not getting in this town right now lol.
 
Machiavellix said:
That's pretty much what we're here for, yes. The sexual outlet. You have to get it somewhere, and I'm sure as hell not getting in this town right now lol.
Tis not Lit *safer*? :kiss: :kiss:
 
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