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Machiavellix · Apr 19, 2006

Jail said:
*rattles my empty glass*

Barkeep!!!!!!?????

*fills your drink and then thoroughly feels you up*

That last part was for being late.

ccnyman · Apr 19, 2006

Machiavellix said:
If you really want AJ to give it to you up the ass, I'm sure he's capable. His wife is a transsexual too, I thought you should know.
No, actually Jail was the only person I wanted to stop by.

OK, OK, I get the hint.

^^ Leaves. ^^

FantasySlut · Apr 19, 2006

Me too! Thought I would stop in for a drink........

^^leaving too^^

Machiavellix · Apr 19, 2006

ccnyman said:
OK, OK, I get the hint.

^^ Leaves. ^^

No, man, come back. Just razzin' ya. Your always welcome here. As is anyone else. And if you want to pour my drinks for me, go ahead. I could use someone to keep this place going while I'm away.

Machiavellix · Apr 19, 2006

FantasySlut said:
Me too! Thought I would stop in for a drink........

^^leaving too^^

Ok sit on my lap and tell me what you'd like.

ccnyman · Apr 19, 2006

Machiavellix said:
Ok sit on my lap and tell me what you'd like.

Was worried there for a sec. Thought you wanted me to sit on your lap. Boy, am I relieved it's FSlut you were talking to.

Machiavellix · Apr 19, 2006

ccnyman said:
Was worried there for a sec. Thought you wanted me to sit on your lap. Boy, am I relieved it's FSlut you were talking to.

lol No I don't require my bartenders to do that. Just keep the guests happy while I'm away, that'll earn your keep.

Jail · Apr 20, 2006

Machiavellix said:
*fills your drink and then thoroughly feels you up*

That last part was for being late.

well, keep feelin' then..............cuz now you're not here when I am

Machiavellix · Apr 21, 2006

Jail said:
well, keep feelin' then..............cuz now you're not here when I am

Now I am here and I know your around somewhere. You can sit anywhere you want, but my lap is lonely *wink wink nudge nudge*

Jail · Apr 21, 2006

Machiavellix said:
Now I am here and I know your around somewhere. You can sit anywhere you want, but my lap is lonely *wink wink nudge nudge*

I thought you were sleeping

Machiavellix · Apr 21, 2006

Jail said:
I thought you were sleeping

What? I can't cuddle with you and sleep at the same time? Of course, you could give me a reason not to sleep

Jail · Apr 21, 2006

Machiavellix said:
What? I can't cuddle with you and sleep at the same time? Of course, you could give me a reason not to sleep

I need a drink first

Machiavellix · Apr 21, 2006

Jail said:
I need a drink first

Name it.

Jail · Apr 21, 2006

Machiavellix said:
Name it.

Tonight I'm in a citrus mood................how about something with lemonade or orange juice added to it. Oh, and I want a surprise ice cube

vibes · Apr 21, 2006

hallo sexy jailer :kiss:

... hiya mach

i'd go for a jamaica juleps, yes?

Machiavellix · Apr 21, 2006

Jail said:
Tonight I'm in a citrus mood................how about something with lemonade or orange juice added to it. Oh, and I want a surprise ice cube

How about a lemon and orange tequila sunrise?

http://www.branchenbuch.it/img/cocktails/tequila-sunrise.jpg

And for later.....

http://www.funmansion.com/images/icons/shotglass_tn.jpg

An actual shot glass made of ice.

Does that work?

Jail · Apr 21, 2006

Machiavellix said:
How about a lemon and orange tequila sunrise?

http://www.branchenbuch.it/img/cocktails/tequila-sunrise.jpg

And for later.....

http://www.funmansion.com/images/icons/shotglass_tn.jpg

An actual shot glass made of ice. Does that work?

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! I love it, Mach

Machiavellix · Apr 21, 2006

vibes said:
hallo sexy jailer ... hiya mach i'd go for a jamaica juleps, yes?

http://orbita.starmedia.com/~chef_juanin/v_ron.jpg

Der ya go....

Anything else I can get for you?

Machiavellix · Apr 21, 2006

Jail said:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!! I love it, Mach

That's a lot of G's for a piece of frozen water.

I do appreciate the response, though. :rose:

Jail · Apr 21, 2006

Machiavellix said:
That's a lot of G's for a piece of frozen water. I do appreciate the response, though.

*starts doing the nasty with Mach, while sipping my Tequila Sunrise* :nana:

vibes · Apr 21, 2006

Machiavellix said:
http://orbita.starmedia.com/~chef_juanin/v_ron.jpg

Der ya go.... Anything else I can get for you?

that's excellent my friend ... want to share some fruit, jail?

Jail · Apr 21, 2006

vibes said:
that's excellent my friend ... want to share some fruit, jail?

Sure, babes. I have the strawberries..........I'm wearing 'em

vibes · Apr 21, 2006

Jail said:
Sure, babes. I have the strawberries..........I'm wearing 'em

er ... you mean you had it before i sucked it off ... have some from my glass

Jail · Apr 21, 2006

vibes said:
er ... you mean you had it before i sucked it off ... have some from my glass

Yes, but au_man sent me an entire crate of strawberries, so eat as much as you want

vibes · Apr 21, 2006

Jail said:
Yes, but au_man sent me an entire crate of strawberries, so eat as much as you want

i like my strawberries dipped into something sweet though *looks around*

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