Wash / Oregon Roll Call

[sourdoughken]

Welcome

Welcome pdxman. I love your home state, been up there twice now. Hoping to do it again. Kick back and relax and enjoy your stay at Lit. The folks are friendly, the ladies are good looking and the drinks are on the house.

Sxychick, you don't have a bad rep dear, but you are a lot of fun. Thank you for your support.

 

[sourdoughken]

1st one today

Looks like I'm the first one in today....oh well...Hi y'all.

Sxychick...love the ava...that really you?





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To err is human, to forgive..is against company policy

 

[sourdoughken]

Recipe

RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE


INGREDIENTS:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS :

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't
soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.



Thought y'all might enjoy this...I sure did

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Re: Recipe

RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE


INGREDIENTS:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

DIRECTIONS :

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't
soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

NOTES:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.



Thought y'all might enjoy this...I sure did [/QUOTlmao.. and the fun never stops with Ken around

 

[sourdoughken]

Thank you DD...I wish there were more of us here to enjoy it.

 

[Super Dave]

Morning

Good morning all. It's my day off and here I am. I hope to see some of you today on here. (In person would be better.) See ya.

Super Dave

 

[Super Dave]

Pubic hair?

OK here's aquestion to try to stimulate some interest around here. What do you do (if anything) to maintain your pubic hair? Trim, shave, ignore? Of course I care mostly about the ladies but, men I think the ladies would like to hear about yours. Let's see if this falls flat.

Super Dave

 

[Pdxmwm]

Suds

Other then a good sudsing during my shower each morning, I do nothing; however, I have been thinking of trimming or shaving. What’s the feminine viewpoint, would you like your man trimmed, shaved or au natural?

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Re: Suds

Other then a good sudsing during my shower each morning, I do nothing; however, I have been thinking of trimming or shaving. What’s the feminine viewpoint, would you like your man trimmed, shaved or au natural?

shaved is prefered but trimmed shortly is very good i hate getting hair in my mouth lol
as for me i shave it off when i know im gonna have sex but other than that i keep it trimmed most of the time unless i get lazy about it.. and i always use scented lotion... apple rasberry vanilla cherry and hawiian blend

 

[Pdxmwm]

Re: Re: Suds

shaved is prefered but trimmed shortly is very good i hate getting hair in my mouth lol
as for me i shave it off when i know im gonna have sex but other than that i keep it trimmed most of the time unless i get lazy about it.. and i always use scented lotion... apple rasberry vanilla cherry and hawiian blend

I love the sweet smell (and taste) of vanilla. By the way, is "
Bong" related to Bell?

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Re: Re: Re: Suds

I love the sweet smell (and taste) of vanilla. By the way, is "
Bong" related to Bell?

lol no im actually from Longview but thats what us "townies" sometimes call it as theres lots of green smoke in the air lol

 

[ksmybuttons]

Re: Pubic hair?

OK here's aquestion to try to stimulate some interest around here. What do you do (if anything) to maintain your pubic hair? Trim, shave, ignore? Of course I care mostly about the ladies but, men I think the ladies would like to hear about yours. Let's see if this falls flat.

Super Dave

I will answer on the PNW board here. Dream on if you think you'll find anything out about me here, though.

 

[sourdoughken]

Re: Pubic hair?

OK here's aquestion to try to stimulate some interest around here. What do you do (if anything) to maintain your pubic hair? Trim, shave, ignore? Of course I care mostly about the ladies but, men I think the ladies would like to hear about yours. Let's see if this falls flat.

Super Dave

Well dang, if anyone really cares, I keep mine trimmed short.

CURED?
A man driving past a mental hospital sees another man hitch hiking. He stops and offers a ride. The fellow
gets in and says, "Thank you for the lift but, I must tell you, I was just released from the hospital."
"Think nothing of it my good man. I was just released last week myself."
"Well then, if you were just released, how is it you have this fine aoutomobile?
"I was hiking down the road, the same as you. And a gorgeous blond stopped and picked me up. A bit down the road she turned off into the woods, Got out in front of the car and stripped naked. Then she said, 'You can have anything you desire of me.' Now you might think it strange, but I chose the car."
"Oh not so strange my friend, I would have done the same. The clothes wouldn't have fit either of us anyway."

 

[sourdoughken]

2nd 100

Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the 2nd 100 post seem to go much faster than the 1st 100?

 

[Super Dave]

Re: Re: Suds

shaved is prefered but trimmed shortly is very good i hate getting hair in my mouth lol
as for me i shave it off when i know im gonna have sex but other than that i keep it trimmed most of the time unless i get lazy about it.. and i always use scented lotion... apple rasberry vanilla cherry and hawiian blend

I gotta tell ya Doll, I love a shaved puss. Lick, lick, lick. So how often do you shave?

Oh and I keep mine trimmed short and shampooed (spelling?) every day. I'm not a big fan of body hair. Mine or hers.

Super Dave

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Re: Re: Pubic hair?

I will answer on the PNW board here. I spend my time on the General Board, but thought I would check out what is going on in our little corner of the world. I have stayed hair free for about the last 6 years. I really like the freedom. I started using Magic this year and WOW! am I in heaven. When I do let it grow a little, no itches, soft, no stubble. I like it very much. So does my sweetie.

I like my man to be have no hair on his balls. Much better than having to deal with the dental floss. Clean and smooth.

ok what is magic what does it do and were can i get it lol
thanks

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Re: Re: Pubic hair?

I will answer on the PNW board here. I spend my time on the General Board, but thought I would check out what is going on in our little corner of the world. I have stayed hair free for about the last 6 years. I really like the freedom. I started using Magic this year and WOW! am I in heaven. When I do let it grow a little, no itches, soft, no stubble. I like it very much. So does my sweetie.

I like my man to be have no hair on his balls. Much better than having to deal with the dental floss. Clean and smooth.

MAgic?? explain please thanks

sorry about the double posting

 

[Pdxmwm]

Oh My...

Devil Doll, regarding your images: soft, smooth, and oh so inviting. I know who’ll be dancing in my dreams tonight.

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Re: Oh My...

Devil Doll, regarding your images: soft, smooth, and oh so inviting. I know who’ll be dancing in my dreams tonight.

i hope u like to laugh in ur dreams then as im a really really bad dancer lol but thank u

 

[sxychick21]

Who started this topic? Was this Doll....i remember the first nite we met you were talking about this...giggling!

I don't do anything to it right now but i think i want to start trimming it and someday i would like to try shaving. I think it should be a 2 person activity though. Sounds so very sexy, we'll see if it ever happens

 

[Devil_d0ll]

Who started this topic? Was this Doll....i remember the first nite we met you were talking about this...giggling!

I don't do anything to it right now but i think i want to start trimming it and someday i would like to try shaving. I think it should be a 2 person activity though. Sounds so very sexy, we'll see if it ever happens

LMAO.... No i didnt start this topic our friend Dave did thank u lol...
i just noticed u hit ur 300 posts congrats hunny and look i hit 400 tonite.. Guru HEre I Cum hehehehe

 

[armyjim_2000]

damn you Kenny....got all the good jokes

Ok, here's my submission (even though it ain't an Arkansas joke)

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina."What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Screw you, Asshole. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"

Thought since I was finishing a paper for History, I could drop by...I had to catch up on the thread anyway.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Re: Re: Re: Pubic hair?

Poof!

 

[armyjim_2000]

Seems like this is becoming a nighttime thread

Oh well....since i inhabit the boards on an infrequent schedule anyway, I'll keep it moving.....it was on page 2 this morning.

So, as the saying goes....BUMP!

 

[meop79]

hehehe those tickle but feel very good at the same time

Good

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