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...or freezing rain and ice pellets!Calvin said:holy shit - this was buried like on page 8.... that prob translates to like 8 or 9 inches deep in the pretty white snow.......
alwaysawake said:...or freezing rain and ice pellets!![]()
It is a bit eerie outside...still freezing rain and everything is heavily coated with ice. Just poked my head outside and can hear the branches creaking and breaking...when they hit--it sounds like breaking glass with all the ice!Calvin said:which make the BEST slushballs...... all the better to nail bitenips with.....
alwaysawake said:It is a bit eerie outside...still freezing rain and everything is heavily coated with ice. Just poked my head outside and can hear the branches creaking and breaking...when they hit--it sounds like breaking glass with all the ice!

RainMaiden74 said:I can not tell you all how envious I am of all that snow up there... Would do just about anything to be there! Enjoy it for me will ya??
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Calvin said:I would be happy to trade places with you..... this stuff is the pits......
give me sun.... sun....sun.....

Succulent-one said:Calvin goes out to lovingly caress his jet skis.....sobbing at the thought of all this snow and ice.....
Dang, it didn't melt at all here! What a slick mess!![]()
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Calvin said:absolutely.......

Succulent-one said:Succulent-one hands Calvin a Kleenex for his tears.....just keep telling yourslef that jet ski weather is only 4 or 5 months away![]()
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Calvin said:actually I am cool with the wait... work to do on the ski's anyway.... late March for the first ride prob.... maybe the first week in April.......
Succulent-one said:Geeze Calvin....you need more than Kleenex for that AV....maybe you should go back to the biohazard suit! LOL
Calvin said:yeah... I like to pick the strange ones......
Succulent-one said:LOL strange??? It looks like the bird is hawking up a big gob of snot! Euuuuwwwww!![]()
Calvin said:actually I do believe it was regurgitated worms.... but ok ok.... I get the point..... so here's a better one... the ride plate of my ski......

Succulent-one said:LOL still laughing....rest balls here...![]()
Calvin said:and look at what is right in front of the "X"......
Succulent-one said:Is that the intake or the exhaust???
Calvin said:it is the water jet exit point...... a 6 inch diameter column of water comes out of there at about 60 to 70 miles/hr (velocity)..... hmmmmm... talk about "blue" (and black too) balls.....
Succulent-one said:OUCH! That would knock you on your keester! You wouldn't be able to walk for quite awhile.
Calvin said:well... considering that you are 1/2 on the ski and 1/2 in the water when you throttle up..... it is a matter of keeping your jewels just above the nozzle..... too low and it could be as long as two or three weeks if you really nail the throttle.......
and it must have not have done any permanent damage

Succulent-one said:LOL you must be talking from experience.....and it must have not have done any permanent damage
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Calvin said:no no.... no permenent damage..... always nice to have confirmation though..... but I can remember an ache or two that hung around for a day or two......
