What Are You Thinking? Continued 10

it seems self-important to accuse someone you’ve spent a significant amount of time with of being incapable of a certain feeling. Maybe you just don’t elicit that feeling in the person. That seems like a much more reasonable conclusion than that a person is incapable of feeling/understanding.
 
it seems self-important to accuse someone you’ve spent a significant amount of time with of being incapable of a certain feeling. Maybe you just don’t elicit that feeling in the person. That seems like a much more reasonable conclusion than that a person is incapable of feeling/understanding.

I would agree with this.
 
I’m a little disappointed whenever I’m watching a movie or show with technology we don’t have but they say “these have been around since 2008” or something...
 
One of the worst parts about being the antagonist in a relationship is that half the music you listen to, afterward, feels like it’s about you. And when it plays, you feel like everyone knows it’s awkward for you because of how accurately that song is judging you, lol.

God, I wish I wasn’t such a narcissist.
 
Defective face masks

Haha! Funny idea - if he would take it as a joke, I would do something like that

Ok...here is my advice..as a man who has had over 500 employees in my lifetime.....get him a candle. Spend 20 bucks. It doesn't matter what is smells like but cucumber would be the best. Stay away from musky scents. He will get the wrong idea. Spend a bit on the wrapping and dress down for the party.

Best of luck! Let me know how it works out,

They’ve given us a maximum of £10. I didn’t think of a candle, I’ll text my colleague and see if he is into them. I don’t think there will be a party, but if there is, I won’t attend. We will be doing the gift exchange on a day that is mandatory for us all to be at work. (Which isn’t far off, so I’m rushing to buy something!)

Also, as it’s my first ever Secret Santa... is it rude if I don’t open my gift and save it until Christmas Day? My family isn’t celebrating this year (lost someone a few months ago) so it would be nice to have something to open at home on the 25th!
 
This is my favorite time of year. Me and wife are both off for the rest of year so a muh fucker will be checking into a hotel alone soon.
 
If you want to make my dick hard dont show me your tits. Show me your Sunday Roast in your dutch oven.
 
The two voices in my head....

One says “We’re going to fuck this up.”

The other says “Let’s fuck this up!”
 
Thinking that there isn't enough diversity in my neighborhood, and that having a Thai ladyboy move in would really benefit the whole community. Well, it would probably benefit mostly me, but I would pay it forward. :rolleyes:
 
People suck.

I wish I was bisexual

Do other people use broom handles and rolls of wrapping paper as light sabres?

Shirley Manson sang ‘When I grow up, I’ll be stable’. I’m still waiting for that to happen. Do you think there’s a particular age where if you still haven’t grown up, you don’t have to?

I love England but I really fucking hate the weather.

I wish I didn’t feel things so much. All my instincts are screaming to run back to my fortress of solitude, but if I do that, nothing will change. But if I fight it, then I live in a permanent state of anxiety

Why did it take so long for someone to realise you could put wheels on suitcases?
 
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