Sundayschild
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Wondering why Lit seems to think it's only 10 in London according to my display. That's a whole 2 hours out.
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PrettyLilPussy19
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I'm thinking to say "you remind me of my mom" is the most opposite-of-a-compliment I can give.
Whiskeyjack
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Maybe he thinks he's got a smokin' hot mom. Does that make it better or worse?
PrettyLilPussy19
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Lol well, if I say it to a He and He's excited that He's as hot as his mom... we have different but still relevant issues. Lol
Mattentive
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I'm sure this cat can tell why I only stroke her with my left hand sometimes.
Whiskeyjack
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Ah - I misread the original post. I thought it said "opposite-of-a-compliment I can get." Not "give."
PrettyLilPussy19
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Whiskeyjack
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Ahh it's ok. Dyslexia affect 3 out of 10 people and 8 out of 10 Litsters.
Not dyslexic. Just pre-coffee.
PrettyLilPussy19
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Not dyslexic. Just pre-coffee.
I was joking but I'm also pre-coffee. I'm just impressed I know how to spell this morning.
cheekygirl75
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Shower first or coffee first?
Sundayschild
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Coffee first. Nothing like a clear head.
falkor207
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Shower first, unless it's a lazy weekend
thefishfryer
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There is a suggestion that Cleopatra used a gourd filled with angry bees as a vibrator. In my opinion it probable used a mechanism powered by a battery the noise of which was misinterpreted by the servants who told the story. There have been discoveries of ancient batteries, the Baghdad Battery being one of them.
mnbreastluver
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Between OnlyFans, porn, Snapchat Premium, etc., there's going to be like a whole generation of kids who can make literal 'your mom' jokes.
CleverCowardice
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I'm going to let myself wallow through the weekend, but then I need to get my shit together, bury these feelings and move the fuck on.
Fingerfuxs
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If it wasn’t for villains , those Disney princess would have never got fucked by a Prince Charming at all , their precious self respect would have never been exposed as flawed. They would have never swallowed a load , took one on tits or came up with a clever safe word.
And Disney would have gone outta business long ago , cause as a whole. Their character sucks without a Villain to prop them up.
And Disney would have gone outta business long ago , cause as a whole. Their character sucks without a Villain to prop them up.
JerseyJade
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I don't know which Disney movies you watch, but I never seen a Disney princess swallow a load, take one on their tits or even know what a safe word is. Just saying.
Fingerfuxs
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I don't know which Disney movies you watch, but I never seen a Disney princess swallow a load, take one on their tits or even know what a safe word is. Just saying.
Behind closed doors , their all whores
It’s in the dark Disney chronicles , you know like the dark web , it’s a porn category.
JerseyJade
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Behind closed doors , their all whores
It’s in the dark Disney chronicles , you know like the dark web , it’s a porn category.
Oh. Well that explains it then. I only watch Disney+.
saustin5432
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Behind closed doors , their all whores
It’s in the dark Disney chronicles , you know like the dark web , it’s a porn category.
And here I was hoping for $7.99 a month I could add Disney+XXX to my subscription. Disappointment ensues.
Sundayschild
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Like some kind of Mickey Mouse OnlyFans?
Guyblue82
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At first, I pictured curries....pass on that subscription
Then, I remembered the marvel and star wars properties..... Strongly considering
Modern_drunkard
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Dude, taking your slam piece to pound town while she wears tube socks makes you jizz more. It’s science.
Fingerfuxs
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Dude , nice win last night , we left your mom on the front yard after her shift at the club. Light weight that she is , fell out in the limo before we got her home.
