What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Lord Pmann]

Then what do you suggest, Oh great one?

Dyson engineering is superb. If you really want to be kinky and nostalgic, a Rainbow would be interesting.

 

[lliicckkss]

Not by hand, no, as it would lead to large variations in grind size, which in turn would lead to large variances in extraction time which would affect the taste

yeah definitely takes a long ass time grinding to make em all one consistency i dont mind tho its all about the Quality of beans

 

[Saltfountain]

yeah definitely takes a long ass time grinding to make em all one consistency i dont mind tho its all about the Quality of beans

The quality of the beans does indeed play a huge part in it, but get the grind too coarse and the water runs through too quickly, giving much less flavour.
Get the grind too fine and you can get bitterness from it being over extracted.

If your beans are shit quality you'll never get a good cup of coffee, but you can ruin great beans with a bad grind.

Then we get to the temperature you steam your milk to...

 

[Chillygirl]

The quality of the beans does indeed play a huge part in it, but get the grind too coarse and the water runs through too quickly, giving much less flavour.
Get the grind too fine and you can get bitterness from it being over extracted.

If your beans are shit quality you'll never get a good cup of coffee, but you can ruin great beans with a bad grind.

Then we get to the temperature you steam your milk to...

Gotta love a man who knows his coffee

 

[Saltfountain]

Gotta love a man who knows his coffee

I'll be told I'm wrong soon enough

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dyson engineering is superb. If you really want to be kinky and nostalgic, a Rainbow would be interesting.

If you use a Roomba, would it be autofellatio?

 

[Fiestykitten]

I'm going to get a camel then I will train it to spit in an asshole's eye when they piss me off.

 

[ericalauren]

What is everyone up to today? I had a busy day yesterday, so I'm trying to relax today. I wrote some postcards and letters. I'll crochet later. What about you all?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What is everyone up to today? I had a busy day yesterday, so I'm trying to relax today. I wrote some postcards and letters. I'll crochet later. What about you all?

I’m relaxing today - I’ll be back to work soon enough and am going to enjoy my last few do nothing days.

 

[Fiestykitten]

What is everyone up to today? I had a busy day yesterday, so I'm trying to relax today. I wrote some postcards and letters. I'll crochet later. What about you all?

I'm going to get a camel then I will train it to spit in an asshole's eye when they piss me off.

I have decided that I am going to concentrate on this cause I'm tired and don't want to work. So I need to make my master plan to put this in action.

 

[EvaLane]

I should start a Fake an Orgasm as Poorly as You Can audio thread. Hmmm.

Revisiting this, absolutely.

I mean, it would sort of give a lot of us away but…

Nah.

Nevermind actually.

 

[Taegul]

Revisiting this, absolutely.

I mean, it would sort of give a lot of us away but…

Nah.

Nevermind actually.

Fine. Yours doesn't have to be fake. Go ahead and make it real if you like. I'll bend the rules just for you.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2FWvjTgIC2p88AAAAC%2Fwaiting-to.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=b80999facd337438ba8d4e9e3b7704870af5cf61d494bd15be59971380105c75

 

[Taegul]

Ugh, is it Friday yet?

Oh shit, it is Friday. Wow. Awesome! Now if I only didn't work weekends, it might actually mean something.

 

[EvaLane]

Fine. Yours doesn't have to be fake. Go ahead and make it real if you like. I'll bend the rules just for you.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tenor.com%2FWvjTgIC2p88AAAAC%2Fwaiting-to.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=b80999facd337438ba8d4e9e3b7704870af5cf61d494bd15be59971380105c75

Could do like a blind taste test, but with listening. One real, one fake. Could anyone really tell the difference?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Could do like a blind taste test, but with listening. One real, one fake. Could anyone really tell the difference?

Okay - this sounds like a really fun game!

 

[Taegul]

Could do like a blind taste test, but with listening. One real, one fake. Could anyone really tell the difference?

That's actually a thread idea I've had before. Record an orgasm and people have to vote whether it's real or fake.

 

[jason28053]

The busier I am during the day, the more soda (McDonald’s Coca-cola) calls to me. It’s everywhere, on every block, in so many subway stations and summer is the best time for a fountain pop.

It’s so hard

That’s what she said

 

[EvaLane]

That's actually a thread idea I've had before. Record an orgasm and people have to vote whether it's real or fake.

People are chicken

butttttttt

Maybe I would participate if it meant encouraging engagement nothing but a team player over here.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It's been a long week.

 

[Taegul]

People are chicken

butttttttt

Maybe I would participate if it meant encouraging engagement nothing but a team player over here.

I just saw way too high a risk for the creep factor. I'm guessing 99 guys would go crazy with recording and one woman would try, and then be inundated with PMs and creepy stalkers. Maybe I'm wrong, but remember this....I'm never wrong.

 

[Cruel_summer]

Friday nap time? Yes please.

 

[EvaLane]

I just saw way too high a risk for the creep factor. I'm guessing 99 guys would go crazy with recording and one woman would try, and then be inundated with PMs and creepy stalkers. Maybe I'm wrong, but remember this....I'm never wrong.

True.

Might be a fun independent a project then or maybe a collaborative effort..

 

[Taegul]

True.

Might be a fun independent a project then or maybe a collaborative effort..

I do not want to create a thread that leads to creepy behavior. Sorry everyone, but for the safety of all the women on Lit, they'll just have to send their recording to me privately instead. Yes, I know...It's a brave selfless sacrifice I perform, but it's for the greater good of all Lit.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Revisiting this, absolutely.

I mean, it would sort of give a lot of us away but…

Nah.

Nevermind actually.

Making me cum is already like playing on easy mode, to the point where faking it would just be unnecessarily tiring Like if they’re even halfway decent, they could easily make me cum 5-8 times. The more impressive partners can coax 20+ out of me. And y’know, all 20+ of them will sound a bit different:
That slow build of the first one…
the insatiable kitty inside waking up and wanting more…
finding the groove where everything just feels fucking amazing…
when I start getting a bit over-sensitive (usually around #6 or so) and the intensity ramps up exponentially…
that point where we’re trying to slow it down a little so I don’t burn out too quickly cuz neither of us wants to stop…
whoops, overshot a little, the intensity is BACK…
ooh that lustful grin on his face says he likes overstimulated little kitty, we’re going full speed ahead…
squirming and moaning and screaming with reckless abandon, but still not telling him to stop…
repeat previous steps a few more times, maybe?
then…euphoric, exhausted puddle

But like…if I posted audio of orgasm #11, people might assume it’s fake because I would be enthusiastically LOUD at that point, but there’s definitely a well-earned build-up to get to that point

 

[QwertyMaster]

I keep coming back to the poisoned well because the water tastes so sweet.