What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

My eye used to get it all the time… til I started taking eye drops.

I imagine it doesn’t work for butts though.
Yeah I get the eye one a lot, too. Once it twitched on and off every day for several weeks. I was probably insufferable at the time with how much I complained about it but it was impossible to ignore.

Are the eye drops a daily thing or something you take when it happens? Maybe I need to talk to my doc for some of those
 
Yeah I get the eye one a lot, too. Once it twitched on and off every day for several weeks. I was probably insufferable at the time with how much I complained about it but it was impossible to ignore.

Are the eye drops a daily thing or something you take when it happens? Maybe I need to talk to my doc for some of those
It’s daily … they are allergy eye drops but for some reason they help. Also … bonus, no itchy eyes during tree jizz season.
 
Is that a euphemism? 😝
I realized after…
No it’s not. Apparently they have potassium which is good for muscle spasms because it’s an electrolyte or something. A military buddy used to get them and just started drinking a smoothie with bananas and stuff in it. Hasn’t had an issue since 🤷‍♂️
 
So
free association here.
And bananas make you think of....
Listen. Listen.

I won’t be getting a UTI for any fantasy. Not a singular fantasy. Nottaaaaaaoneeeeeeee. I can proudly say no fruit or veg has ever taken on a dirty connotation for me.

Well.

I mean, the squash (nsfl but it’s not a direct link, just a post link for context), but that doesn’t count.
 
Listen. Listen.

I won’t be getting a UTI for any fantasy. Not a singular fantasy. Nottaaaaaaoneeeeeeee. I can proudly say no fruit or veg has ever taken on a dirty connotation for me.

Well.

I mean, the squash, but that doesn’t count.
Zuccini I assume. Butternut squash is just too big.
But what about eggplants?
Me, I like peaches.
 
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