jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2002
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I need to remember to bring my cell phone tonight...
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So, what I'm hearing is six.5 gins wasn't enough
That's kinky.Oh, tantrum Chloe is just begging for release right now
5 gins wasn't enough
Where’s your butler?!I’m thinking about a beer. But the one I want is in the basement fridge and I’m on the couch.
That sounds fantasticI'm thinkin GODDAMMIT i had a RIGHTEOUS motherfucker of an orgasm this afternoon!
Well, technically it was 3, but they kinda ran together.
If it’s been four weeks, another day won’t make any difference.I don’t want to go to the office tomorrow but it’s been four weeks since I went to check the mail![]()
No, I have to go… if I don’t I’d have to go early next week when the traffic is worse because I’d feel too guilty waiting until Friday next week… but thank you! (See I told you I wasn’t important - important people don’t have to go into the office for stupid reasonsIf it’s been four weeks, another day won’t make any difference.
Tell them I said it’s ok to stay home.
That’s a good perspectiveReframe it. You're going to get a lovely coffee and a Danish, and while you're there,.you may as well stop and check the post.
Me too!! I tried to log into a computer today and I can’t access it over VPN, so I am going to have to drag my ass into the officeI don’t want to go to the office tomorrow but it’s been four weeks since I went to check the mail![]()