What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

It's so weird that the bald eagles that escaped from Dollywood are living around a family member's neighborhood. They can't catch them and are telling people to watch their small pets. One of them flew into a guy's garage to grab a duck.

 

[jason28053]

It's so weird that the bald eagles that escaped from Dollywood are living around a family member's neighborhood. They can't catch them and are telling people to watch their small pets. One of them flew into a guy's garage to grab a duck.

What… the Duck?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What… the Duck?

RIP

 

[snexxer]

It's so weird that the bald eagles that escaped from Dollywood are living around a family member's neighborhood. They can't catch them and are telling people to watch their small pets. One of them flew into a guy's garage to grab a duck.

I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens.

Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen!

Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!?

Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn't it?

Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS?

Me: errr, yeah, they're predators you know?

Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS?

Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and fly off with them

Frank: THEY FLY... wait, hang on... Oh.... I see... Err... In German, Igel is.. Errr...

(long, long pause)...

AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

It is going to be a shit day.

I was spot fucking on.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I was spot fucking on.

But you survived it brother!

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

But you survived it brother!

Not done yet.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Not done yet.

Then put your head down and power through that shit and we will see you on the other side

 

[jason28053]

These ladies aren’t wrong

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[Taegul]

I really hate people sometimes.

(Work related, not Lit related)

 

[Taegul]

"Taegul" should be the correct T answer in every ABC thread.

I don't think I'm asking too much.

 

[Sundayschild]

"Taegul" should be the correct T answer in every ABC thread.

I don't think I'm asking too much.

I KNEW yeou were a fictional character

 

[AmberLGreen]

I was reading some weird medical case stuff and came across this one (no pun intended).

Is this you @ShaneoD ?

Wanker’s cramp?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm a fun fuck.

 

[Xerxes82]

Meh. I'm not honestly having fun anymore.

 

[deft]

I hope she gets some sleep tonight.

 

[morelikeasong]

It's so weird that the bald eagles that escaped from Dollywood are living around a family member's neighborhood. They can't catch them and are telling people to watch their small pets. One of them flew into a guy's garage to grab a duck.

I was at Dollywood when they escaped!

 

[alba_sun]

I was at Dollywood when they escaped!

Suspicious, really….

 

[jason28053]

I was reading some weird medical case stuff and came across this one (no pun intended).

Is this you @ShaneoD ?

Wanker’s cramp?

 

[jason28053]

I was at Dollywood when they escaped!

Just to be clear we are talking about eagles and not boobs?

 

[Shady_nz]

So glad for the ignore button!

 

[Sundayschild]

I'm remembering some of the fun I've had here

 

[morelikeasong]

Suspicious, really….

 

[GallantWriter]

So you did set them free?

 

[Taegul]

"Police Officer Accused of Pulling Gun on Coworker Over Microwaving Fish in the Office"

Justified use of force, IMHO.