What have you lied about recently 🧐

[Jonjonjohnson]

I said I was going to do some cleaning today. Well, I did load the dishwasher. Might even empty a trash can. That sort of counts.

That’s not a lie then, loading dishwasher and taking trash out are cleaning…mission accomplished

 

[Pad_Foot]

I did clean the kitchen

I did not go swim laps…. Yet?

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

My friend is expecting me to come visit him. I may be lying to myself that I can resist the temptation.

 

[OtherMan]

Recently, I’ve been on a lil hot streak of honesty and cannot think of any lies I’ve told another…

But the lies I tell myself?? Not enough room… though my current favorite is, “I rule my world!”

I like that one a lot.

 

[PandemicReader8]

My friend is expecting me to come visit him. I may be lying to myself that I can resist the temptation.

Do it. You know you wanna! (Unless it's not a good situation, then stay put and ignore me!)

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Do it. You know you wanna! (Unless it's not a good situation, then stay put and ignore me!)

It's not a bad situation, just complicated. It's definitely a choice, just unlikely the best choice.

 

[KentBloke]

Complicated situations are best left alone... please accept that from someone who decided that he was smart enough to negotiate one... and failed spectacularly. Having said that, follow your heart!!
My answer to the question at the top of the thread, however, is... (in response to my wife asking me how I am) "I am fine, darling!"

 

[ashesatwork]

That it's ok. It's not ok. And it isnt fair. But it is what it is.

 

[smtst5]

No I don’t want another margarita

 

[VoraciousValue]

That it's ok. It's not ok. And it isnt fair. But it is what it is.

I've had to say that so many times.

 

[Btq97]

That I would use the bank holiday to catch up with lots of work meh

 

[Saltfountain]

Being out of batteries. Sorry that loud ass toy wont work.

Took me a while to realise you meant child's toy

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Being out of batteries. Sorry that loud ass toy wont work.

You're a monster!!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I lied to a friend today.
She wants to come over cos she's arguing with her husband. I think she just wants validation that she's right and he's wrong but I've had the exact same talks with her for years and I'm tired.
Told her I was going out when I am in fact sat on my arse eating biscuits

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

I told my mother I am not thinking long term with my current partner. I really want that to be the truth. It is not.

 

[PMarky2]

Being happy in my marriage

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Telling my side piece we might have a future.

 

[PrettynPetite]

I will catch up with some studying today.
*Continues to lurk on lit, reading salacious things, posting memes*

 

[nock]

I will catch up with some studying today.
*Continues to lurk on lit, reading salacious things, posting memes*

That somehow qualifies as study too, doesn't it, so it's no lie. Doesn't your profile say you come here to educate yourself.

 

[PrettynPetite]

That somehow qualifies as study too, doesn't it, so it's no lie. Doesn't your profile say you come here to educate yourself.

That's too kind.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Not being tired.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I will focus on this class today...

 

[English_Oak]

I will focus on this class today...

Lol Similar, I will be really focussed and get stuff done before I log on to lit!

 

[jason28053]

Being out of batteries. Sorry that loud ass toy wont work.

What, your vibrator is important

 

[nock]

That's too kind.

You deserve more than kindness...