What have you lied about recently 🧐

[Sconnie69]

I didn’t fuck him ….

Oh boy...would love to hear more about this one.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Wished my sugar baby a fun birthday night when I knew she'd be out on a date with her other sugar daddy ... Nothing is unemotional.

 

[Seadog777]

That's easy.
EVERYONE tells this lie, every day.

"I'm fine".

I say it every single day.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

*pauses Xbox game*

"Oh yeah, boss, I've been working on that all day..."

 

[BadAmy]

I grease @neakman 's chest on a regular basis.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Being ok. It’s easier than a real answer

 

[neakman]

I grease NEAKMAN's chest on a regular basis.

I lubricate Amy's chest on a regular basis.

 

[BadAmy]

I lubricate Amy's chest on a regular basis.

Aww you're sweet chuckles, but let's be honest.
It's wax.

I'm not ashamed.

 

[neakman]

No way, the razor is the way to go. Just need to Loofa afterwards.

 

[BadAmy]

No way, the razor is the way to go. Just need to Loofa afterwards.

I didn't mean you.
#menopause.

 

[neakman]

I am NOT confused by BA's latest response.

 

[spankableBelle]

That I understand... That losing someone as a friend with zero explanation didn't hurt all that much...

 

[BadAmy]

I am NOT confused by BA's latest response.

I meant, because of menopause...you really wouldn't lube my chest, you would wax it.
Makes sense now, huh?

 

[Backagainpart4]

Being ok. It’s easier than a real answer

Me too!

 

[Eyelevel]

Telling a friend that a girl who is young enough to be our daughter we need to stop looking. Secretly I want her more than anyone knows.

 

[MrsPassion]

I said “yes” when I was asked if I’m ready for my travels

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I said “yes” when I was asked if I’m ready for my travels

#slacker #packortheywillthinkyou'reahobo

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

That I know how to complete this bs new report we have to fill out to send up....

 

[Chillygirl]

Just this morning I said “I’m fine.” and I was told I’m a bad liar.

 

[MrsPassion]

#slacker #packortheywillthinkyou'reahobo

I’m doing it gosh dammit!!
I’m just really bad at it.
But I have my shoes in the suitcase

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I’m doing it gosh dammit!!
I’m just really bad at it.
But I have my shoes in the suitcase

Not that I wouldn't complain if you just showed up in just heels....... but others could frown upon that!

 

[MrsPassion]

Not that I wouldn't complain if you just showed up in just heels....... but others could frown upon that!

TSA might have some questions for me

 

[sallysparrow23]

I have told everyone today that I'm doing great!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

TSA might have some questions for me

At least your "strip search" will be quick...

 

[MrsPassion]

At least your "strip search" will be quick...

I do love to be efficient
Except when I’m packing.