What is your most embarrassing lit moment?

[muddler35]

Too many.

Conversely, I admit I have gone ghost from time to time. I'm sorry if I did that to anyone reading this. How long is too long to respond? 5 minutes? 5 days?

My most embarrassing lit moment? When I realized a story i upload was double pasted, so it was twice the size but only one story. It has been fixed.

Story link please.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Ghosters suck! Question for all. How many messages have you ever sent before realizing you were ghosted? My record is 6.

After 4 I give up...usually by apologizing for whatever it was I wrote that made the woman stop communicating...though I know, in my heart of hearts, that the woman simply stopped because she decided she could (or already did) "find someone better."

 

[muddler35]

The embarrassment Is on them, not on you. That feeling sucks though!

 

[CurvySassyAJ]

Story link please.

To make it worse, it was the third part of the story too.

https://literotica.com/s/ashleys-descent-ch-03

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Having to point out a telltale sign of an STD on an unsolicited dick pic. I don't typically respond at all, but I mean, I felt like that was something that needed to be addressed.

 

[Switchfeminineman]

Realizing I’d been catfished.. kept me off lit for years

 

[muddler35]

Having to point out a telltale sign of an STD on an unsolicited dick pic. I don't typically respond at all, but I mean, I felt like that was something that needed to be addressed.

Holy Cats! Do you watch Parks & Recreation? They did an episode about that. When I first met @MedicalMuse, we were getting along great! She's a nurse, and when I told her my age, and she threatened to stick her finger up my butt. Things have cooled down a bit since then. Still think you're awesome MM!

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

Holy Cats! Do you watch Parks & Recreation? They did an episode about that. When I first met @MedicalMuse, we wer getting along great! She's a nurse, and when told her my age, and she threatened to stick her finger up my butt. Things have cooled down a bit since then. Still think you're awesome MM!

I haven't, but now I think I need to LOL

 

[MedicalMuse]

Holy Cats! Do you watch Parks & Recreation? They did an episode about that. When I first met @MedicalMuse, we were getting along great! She's a nurse, and when I told her my age, and she threatened to stick her finger up my butt. Things have cooled down a bit since then. Still think you're awesome MM!

Well, you're of an age. Prostate exams are important!

 

[muddler35]

Realizing I’d been catfished.. kept me off lit for years

That's horrible! Glad you came back.

 

[muddler35]

Well, you're of an age. Prostate exams are important!

Whatever you perv. Put the gloves away. I'll just go ahead and die,

 

[RDM97756]

Well, you're of an age. Prostate exams are important!

I mean you can do a prostate exam on me any time...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Whatever you perv. Put the gloves away. I'll just go ahead and die,

With swollen testicles and a tube in your penis because you can't pee without it? Fun. I can put that tube in too

 

[muddler35]

Having to point out a telltale sign of an STD on an unsolicited dick pic. I don't typically respond at all, but I mean, I felt like that was something that needed to be addressed.

https://wegotthiscovered.com/tv/parks-recreation/

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well, you're of an age. Prostate exams are important!

Can you do the exams with a toe? There are a couple of butts I would like to give a good kick to. Makes sense for it to also have a practical outcome

 

[muddler35]

With swollen testicles and a tube in your penis because you can't pee without it? Fun. I can put that tube in too

Don't you have classes or something to distract you from thinking about my penis?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Don't you have classes or something to distract you from thinking about my penis?

I'm just trying to save you from your inevitable demise. I'll stop

 

[muddler35]

Can someone please explain why phones don't come with a breathalyzer attachment that prevents you from calling/texting people when you're drunk out of your gourd? Dammit!

 

[steelyblue73]

That time I posted out of order on the ABC geography thread. WTF was I thinking!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Getting a “dear Mary” vocaroo message the morning after indulging in some hot steamy shenanigans with a prolific playground poster.

Yiiiiiikes

 

[muddler35]

Getting a “dear Mary” vocaroo message the morning after indulging in some hot steamy shenanigans with a prolific playground poster.

Yiiiiiikes

Holy Cats Princess! It wasn't me this morning was it? See my post above.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Getting a “dear Mary” vocaroo message the morning after indulging in some hot steamy shenanigans with a prolific playground poster.

Yiiiiiikes

Sorry about that. Don’t worry about responding, just delete

 

[Anastasia1999]

Holy Cats Princess! It wasn't me this morning was it? See my post above.

Hahaha! It was a looooong time ago dear you!

Sorry about that. Don’t worry about responding, just delete

The cat is out of the bag now, girlie!

 

[ouchfeelsgood]

My most embarrassing moment was writing posts and replying to PM's while riding my sybbie - TYPO CITY!!!!

(I was shaking so hard my brain wasn't communicating with my fingers right!)

I love a woman who can multi-task.

 

[Cymru9696]

That time I got locked out of a thread and was completely naked