When I Was a Kid....

WIWAK I believed in Santa Clause, then I went through a period where I didn't, but now, with wisdom and experience, I realize that I believe again.
 
WIWAK I thought all TV was live...so couldn't understand how the same actor could be in different outfits so fast when I changed the channel.
 
WIWAK I wondered why there wasn't a Santa in the South Pole...
 
WIWAK we watched the Christmas shorts all bundled up as a family...now I do the same with my boys!
 
WIWAK, all the fruitcake the world would ever need had already been created ... and that all still exists, never having been consumed, being mailed back and forth across the continents to people you really don't like all that much.
 
WIWAK, we still had those tan M&Ms. And no blue ones. And if you ate green M&Ms on Thursday (or wore green on Thursday) it meant you were horny. Even though I had no idea what that meant.

No, really.
 
WIWAK i used to fill a jar with rosepetals and water, and call it perfume - soooooo much cheaper!!
 
WIWAK summers used to seem endless and when it was time to go back to school new shoes felt weird on our feet
 
WIWAK there was nothing I wanted to do more than go to Chuck E Cheese
 
WIWAK there was nothing I wanted to do more than go to Chuck E Cheese

I would love to go to Chuck E Cheese with you. We could take naked pictures in the photo booth and get thrown out together. :D
 
WIWAK I thought that the moon followed my family and I everywhere we went.
 
WIWAK we were taught that middle aged men giving you candy or other such things could only get you into trouble.
 
when I was a kid, probably 5 or so, my mom and I were in Sears, when the announcement that the store would be closing in 5 minutes. I became terrified they'd lock us in the store and wed be stuck in there all night.
 
When I was a kid I enjoyed having full conversation with the adults more than I did talking to people my age.
 
WIWAK I used to think that there were little mice that lived in and worked in the traffic lights. They would look out little windows, watch the traffic and change the light accordingly. :eek: It was simply the only way I could explain how the light changed colors. :D
 
Back
Top