"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[jeff_is_smiling]

YMBTGFMI you are a woman. No need to add more details...

 

[Speshul91]

I can do it!

Tbf so can I

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI if you aren't on a first name basis with arresting officers.

 

[Chillygirl]

YMBTGFMI you can wake up without hitting snooze at least 4 times.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you have enough self-control to buy Christmas chocolates, and not eat the damned things several weeks before...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

YMBTGFMI you can get out of bed before noon on a day off

 

[Btq97]

YMBTGFMI if you can get back to sleep after the alarm

 

[DarkRaven13]

YMBTGFMI you have enough self-control to buy Christmas chocolates, and not eat the damned things several weeks before...

I do not think you ever have to worry, as what you mentioned is just not possible.

• Easter bunny
• Unicorns
• Not eating chocolates that lay around the house

The above are all fictitious.

However, perhaps you meant the more appropriate:

YMBTGFMI you have the self-control to not buy me Christmas chocolates when I beg you for it, because you know I would eat it all in a single sitting like the chocolate piglet that I am.

 

[Mrtenant]

YMBTGFM

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

YMBTGFM

….? If?

 

[Mrtenant]

….? If?

Yea, I left that part off.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yea, I left that part off.

I noticed that lol

 

[RIPAphrodite]

If you are a good person…then you are too good for me as I’m the devil in disguise

 

[lakesailer_mi]

YMBTGFM if you can bring out the devil in me.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

YMBTGFMI you can wake up without hitting snooze at least 4 times.

This one is me, too. YNBTGFMI & You might get really frustrated with me if multiple alarms bother you…

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI you've never tried to pay your Visa with your Mastercard

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFI you step out of the shower to pee.

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you can turn off Bored Panda and set your phone on the bedside table, instead of dozing off whilst reading it because "just one more"

 

[kentuckymtnman]

YMBTGFMI you can turn off Bored Panda and set your phone on the bedside table, instead of dozing off whilst reading it because "just one more"

Puts the phone on the bedside… rolls over, sliding his hand down her stomach whispering, “just one more…”

 

[Azuldrgon]

YMBTGFMI you go to the gym a bunch.

 

[Shenanigans90]

YMBTGFMI if you don’t need a good spanking every once in a while.

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFI people don't stare at you in disgust.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you can drink regular milk without a thought

 

[Lord Pmann]

I mean, no one is too good for me (a fact verified by my mother), but I am beginning to think this ability to fold a fitted sheet is kind of cool.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I mean, no one is too good for me (a fact verified by my mother), but I am beginning to think this ability to fold a fitted sheet is kind of cool.

I can fold a fitted sheet