"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[Azuldrgon]

YMBTGFMI you are okay with some of my tics.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I can fold a fitted sheet

Fitted. Not shitted.

 

[Mei5ter]

YMBTGFMI you can drink regular milk without a thought

I cannot do this. I need the instructions.

YMBTGFMI you are okay with some of my tics.

Just put nail polish on the rest and wait for them to drop off.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Just put nail polish on the rest and wait for them to drop off.

Smartass. lol

 

[Photog1rl]

I mean, no one is too good for me (a fact verified by my mother), but I am beginning to think this ability to fold a fitted sheet is kind of cool.

And another reason we need the eye roll emoji as a reaction.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Fitted. Not shitted.

If someone shits in a sheet it’s getting thrown out. I can fold a FITTED sheet you turd

 

[Trubbycat]

I can fold a fitted sheet

I kinda fold it until it’s vaguely rectangular and call it a day.

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI you are able to hold a balanced diet consistently.

 

[Trubbycat]

YMBTGFMI you shop at the Walmart outlet.

 

[Gamine67]

YMBTGFMI you don’t cut paper towels in to quarters.

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGFMI if you don’t appreciate a good pun.

 

[LustyScribe]

YMBTGFMI the decision to supersize a Big Mac meal has never involved a review of your finances!

 

[Gamine67]

YMBTGFMI if you don’t know what the 3 second rule is.

 

[Cindy027]

I can fold a fitted sheet

And I can fit a folded sheet

 

[Strixaluco]

YMBTGFMI you always flawlessly organised.

 

[StillRain]

YMBTGFMI the decision to supersize a Big Mac meal has never involved a review of your finances!

YMBTGFMI you know what a super sized Big Mac meal is

 

[_Ritch_]

YMBTGFM if you are able to operate like a normal human being should.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you have a healthy relationship with the ignore feature

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI you have a healthy relationship with the ignore feature

I have never used it. It feels like I would be more confused missing parts of conversations. Maybe that’s a me problem?

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

I can fold a fitted sheet

I WILL HIRE YOU TO FOLD MINE

YMBTGFMI…you’re the type that has EVERYTHING together.

 

[Chillygirl]

YMBTGFMI…you actually put away your clean, folded clothes instead of leaving them in the laundry basket

 

[HockeyLover829813]

YMBTGFMI…you actually put away your clean, folded clothes instead of leaving them in the laundry basket

Ironic, I just put a load of clothes away about five minutes ago.

 

[HockeyLover829813]

YMBTGFM … you can tell me what an ice hockey referee’s penalty signals mean.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

YMBTGFMI…you actually put away your clean, folded clothes instead of leaving them in the laundry basket

I do that faithfully for others. For myself, it will look like my stationary bike. Making its residence and taking up space.

 

[TomFoolery8]

You might be too good for me if... you use a shoe tree.

Guilty