"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI going golfing doesn't involve a windmill or clown head.

 

[bigtallman]

YMBTGFMI your car doesn't have any stickers on it.

 

[ThatGuyInTheCorner]

YMBTGFMI you stand upright.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI you wear some smoking hot shoes for a night out and aren't barefoot by the time you make it back to the car.

 

[CutieJo]

YMBTGFMI if you don’t save the little packets of ketchup and soya sauce - even though you have full sized ones in the fridge.

*Looks over at a box filled with condiment packets* Ha! I don't like to waste food! Plus, I don't have a full size container of Chick-fil-A sauce.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI when you see a dish in the dishwasher didn't come clean, you take it out and hand wash it rather than letting it stay there for a few more cycles just to make sure you really have to hand wash it.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

YMBTGFM If you can respond to this thread

 

[Chillygirl]

YMBTGFM if you can get through a meal without a stain on your shirt

 

[RachelWalsh]

YMBTGFM we are on a date and you don't have your hand on my big butt. Lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFM if you can get through a meal without a stain on your shirt

seriously, the struggle is so real. I only wear patterned shirts.

 

[Diosax]

YMBTGFM if you don't debate with people

 

[Chillygirl]

seriously, the struggle is so real. I only wear patterned shirts.

I blame boobs, they catch everything!

 

[cbo1234]

I blame boobs, they catch everything!

too real! Catch me shaking my shirt/bra out after going to the movie theatre

 

[Pad_Foot]

YMBTGFM if you like chocolate with your popcorn
and perhaps let me pick out the popcorn that drops down accidentally(?)

 

[Diosax]

YMBTGFM if you aren't deadline driven.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you can sleep past 7am

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGFMI if you think I’m serious.

OCD PSA: all you fuckers need to change your oil, put gas in your car, and pay attention to the fucking check engine light. Ok? It will save you money. Trust me. And you won’t be stranded on the side of the road getting gang raped. Do this for me if not yourself.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI you get don't get nervous if your check engine light turns off. (Hey, That could really be serious.)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI when you get pulled over, and they want to search the car, you don't laugh and laugh and because lord knows what 5 year old food might be lurking under or crammed in between the seats.

 

[Apisto42]

YMBTGFMI you get don't get nervous if your check engine light turns off. (Hey, That could really be serious.)

YMBTGFMI when you get pulled over, and they want to search the car, you don't laugh and laugh and because lord knows what 5 year old food might be lurking under or crammed in between the seats.

I weep for your cars.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I weep for your cars.

lol. yeah, in fairness, I have a special place in my heart for beater 90s cars. It is weird, so the check engine lights are always on due to the o2 sensor. The scary stuff in the back seats, kids. The struggle is real. You will not believe what they manage to shove into all sorts of places while you are driving. My kid even managed to throw his shoe out the window, on two occasions. Ever wonder why there is one shoe in the road? now you know.

 

[Apisto42]

PSA: your car is a tool. Tools last longer and perform better if properly maintained. It needs your help to survive and give you what you need from it.

Hm, I suppose you could replace “car” with “cock” and this would apply as well.

Hehe, tool.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

PSA: your car is a tool. Tools last longer and perform better if properly maintained. It needs your help to survive and give you what you need from it.

Hm, I suppose you could replace “car” with “cock” and this would apply as well.

Hehe, tool.

lol, I am better with some tools. car though, when the car is circa 1990 with near 400,000 miles, book value measured in $100s, and wasn't that good of a car when new, you leave the broken sensor. Antagonizing them just means things go down hill rapidly. certain things you got to leave well enough alone.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI if you don't end up watching something you don't actually want to because you don't feel like hunting down the remote.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI you haven't added tile trackers to all your remotes because losing them is that common.