"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[StacyLeigh]

@StacyLeigh - I guess we could set up together as S&M's Elite Ironing: Steamy Enough To Fix Your Stubborn Kinks?

Hurry up and that bitch

 

[latino_88]

YMBTGFMI you go out “just for one” and only have one.

 

[Azuldrgon]

-when you seem to read my mind before I have a chance to react.

 

[Donotrustanybody]

YMBTGFM. Fuck out of here, no one is better than me

 

[Diosax]

Narcissist alert!!

 

[Donotrustanybody]

Narcissist alert!!

And proud


Better than hating yourself and praising the undeserving

 

[Diosax]

And proud


Better than hating yourself and praising the undeserving

Spoken like a true narcissist

 

[LeatherPearls]

YATGFMI you unload the dishwasher the moment it is ready... and not procrastinate until you have no clean dishes left.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you prefer slow jams or classical music for sex ambience.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you're new to a forum and you just post however the fuck without observing.

Those balls are too big for me, man.

 

[Anastasia1999]

YMBTGFMI you never leave a dirty cup in the sink until the next morning.

 

[Shenanigans90]

YMBTGFMI you don’t talk to the tv as if the athletes/characters can hear you.

 

[Anastasia1999]

YMBTGFMI you iron your knickers and stow them in neat stacks, according to colour.

 

[mynameisben]

YMBTGFMI you have the financial wherewithal to make change for a dollar.


Ben

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI you have the financial wherewithal to make change for a dollar.


Ben

YMBTGFMI if you unpack your suitcase before you’ve needed to use almost everything in it and are surprised it’s now empty.

 

[mynameisben]

YMBTGFMI if you unpack your suitcase before you’ve needed to use almost everything in it and are surprised it’s now empty.

YMBYGFMI you unpack your suitcase and there is nary a crotchless panty to be seen.


Ben

 

[falkor207]

YMTGFMI you have someone else who does your laundry

 

[mynameisben]

YMBTGFMI your minimum standard only goes down to the bottom of the barrel.


Ben

 

[VoraciousValue]

YMBTGFMI you actually can make the time to go out with me. You're not juggling two jobs and two kids and two side hustles and two boyfriends?! That's just too easy!

 

[Btq97]

YMBTGFMI if you can read the shopping list you wrote 10.mins ago

 

[Tallulah82]

YMBTGFMI you don't have a real internal battle of whether you just eat the damned entire carton of ice-cream or put it half-eaten back in the freezer.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

YMBTGFMI you actually accomplished something today instead of just dicking around on Lit.

 

[cheekygirl75]

YMBTGFMI if you can read the shopping list you wrote 10.mins ago

YMBTGFMI you only buy what’s on your shopping list

 

[Btq97]

YMBTGFMI you only buy what’s on your shopping list

YMBTGFMI if you remember to take the shopping list

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you believe in strict monogamy.