"You Might Be Too Good For Me If....."

[mynameisben]

YMBTGFMI you take the time to flush the previous sitter's waste before you plop yourself down on the toilet at Taco Bell.


Ben

 

[Mrtenant]

YMBTGFMI I met you in a smoky dimly lit dance bar where live jazz music is playing, drinks are flowing, close dancing, long kisses, where neither of us want the night to end

 

[Btq97]

YMBTGFMI you read the book rater than listened to the audio book.

 

[mynameisben]

YMBTGFMI you know the correct placement of a 7-piece fork setting. Or if you know how to eat with anything other than a plastic spork, for that matter.


Ben

 

[RDM97756]

YMBTGFMI your truck is shiny

 

[VoraciousValue]

YMBTGFMI you live in a upscale apartment. You must be a rich woman! My broke-ass sperm would probably pollute your feminine essence!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you like to watch TV without subtitles

 

[VoraciousValue]

YMBTGFMI you like to watch TV without subtitles

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Forget Daphne, I'd put a hurtin' on Velma that no Mystery Machine could match.

 

[RDM97756]

Hahaha!!! That is so me!!! I never realized how many movies and shows I messed you and was confused on cause I thought they said something else.

YMBTGFMI you like to watch TV without subtitles

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[RDM97756]

YMBTGFMI you are able to put up with my enjoyment of porn.

 

[RDM97756]

I love how many people on lit have a thing for Velma
it makes me wanna break out my costume again



YMBTGFMI you don’t enjoy dress up… for Halloween if course

Not going to lie, I remember that costume... it is HOT

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I love how many people on lit have a thing for Velma
it makes me wanna break out my costume again



YMBTGFMI you don’t enjoy dress up… for Halloween if course

I wish I had a sexy cartoon likeness....
I could maybe pull off Nancy Drew

 

[RDM97756]

I wish I had a sexy cartoon likeness....
I could maybe pull off Nancy Drew

I want to see this

 

[Shenanigans90]

YMBTGFMI you need a different fork for your salad and entree.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I want to see this

Halloween

 

[RDM97756]

Halloween

It is a date.

 

[bigtallman]

YMBTGFMI your kitchen doesn't have a junk drawer with pizza coupons from 2004 in the back.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

YMBTGFMI you fill your car with gas before you absolutely, positively have to.

 

[Shenanigans90]

YMBTGFMI you fill your car with gas before you absolutely, positively have to.

Lol, this must be a female thing. My wife thinks there is no need to get gas until the 50 miles until empty alarm goes off.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Lol, this must be a female thing. My wife thinks there is no need to get gas until the 50 miles until empty alarm goes off.

Um, 50 miles is still A LOT of driving left before you need gas

 

[cascadiabound]

YKBTHFM if you have more than 2 pair of prescription glasses (with your current prescription)

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

YMBTGFMI you go big grocery shopping and then come home and cook.

 

[RDM97756]

YMBTGFMI you go big grocery shopping and then come home and cook.

What if I cooked naked?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What if I cooked naked?

I'll buy you an apron. You have to keep your bits safe! Maybe just wear an oven mit?

 

[mynameisben]

YMBTGFMI everything you know about classical music doesn't only come from watching Bugs Bunny.


Ben