Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[thestruggle]

I call this one The Hitler.

Oh my god.

 

[MissDeeMeanor]

I think the condom broke....

 

[Bert_Fegg]

Oh my god.

Another term for a landing strip is a Clitler I believe...

 

[Bert_Fegg]

Doesn't exactly fall under the category of things not to say, but guys - Stash a book under the quilt where you can get to it easily, and then, when you're fucking her vigorously from behind, fish the book out, rest it on her arse and start turning pages.

It took my ex quite a bit of time, but she eventually saw the funny side...

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Oh my god.

I call this one the 9/11!





I am a terrible person.

 

[The_gladiator]

I thought you said you were good?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Doesn't exactly fall under the category of things not to say, but guys - Stash a book under the quilt where you can get to it easily, and then, when you're fucking her vigorously from behind, fish the book out, rest it on her arse and start turning pages.

It took my ex quite a bit of time, but she eventually saw the funny side...

I feel like the key word in this is "ex."

 

[thestruggle]

I call this one the 9/11!





I am a terrible person.

 

[Amberchgo]

Did you remember to take the garbage out?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Your sig is weirdly appropriate.

 

[prettyserpentine]

Worst thing I ever said during: "Do you know what you're doing?"

Worst conversation afterwards:

Him: I think I love you.

Me: I think it's about time you went home.

 

[MissDeeMeanor]

What's that on your back?

 

[thestruggle]

Your sig is weirdly appropriate.

Haha.

Probably the worst thing I've ever said is "clever girl." A la Muldoon.

 

[The_gladiator]

I love you *incert wrong name here*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Haha.

Probably the worst thing I've ever said is "clever girl." A la Muldoon.

Imperfections in the skin?

 

[thestruggle]

Imperfections in the skin?

 

[MissDeeMeanor]

Can we hurry? I want to watch the game.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

 

[DesEsseintes]

'The important thing is you tried.'
'I think we both learned something very important here.'
'Oh! When you said pearl necklace, I thought you meant...No, no, it's very pretty.'

 

[prettyserpentine]

I don't know why... But this has me in wrinkles of laughter.

 

[MissDeeMeanor]

No, the underwear don't make your butt look big; your butt does.

 

[thestruggle]

Big butts rule, anyway.

 

[havinfun50]

Are there any leftovers in the fridge?

 

[MissDeeMeanor]

Big butts rule, anyway.

No argument there

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Big butts rule, anyway.

Truth.

I like big butts, to tell the truth. My friends all agree.