Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[ketrell]

Swear to god if a woman ever starts bitching about her father right before I put it in her, I'm sucker punching her in the tit.

 

[yeishia]

Swear to god if a woman ever starts bitching about her father right before I put it in her, I'm sucker punching.......

* giggles* I think you are in the wrong thread ...this one is about what you would say DURING sex. I am thinking if you do that..you'll not be having any

 

[yeishia]

Oh don't mind that...I was born with it.

 

[ketrell]

* giggles* I think you are in the wrong thread ...this one is about what you would say DURING sex. I am thinking if you do that..you'll not be having any

Thread title: "Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with! "

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

"That's not how Nana used to do it..."

 

[yeishia]

Thread title: "Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with! "

My point is still valid lol

No worries if you say you're in the right place....

Welcome to my thread.

 

[littlemissy05]

"Wow but that bra is well padded"...

 

[jackflash81]

Your sisters technique is so different to yours

 

[yeishia]

I have Perrmission to cum?

Ok just let me know when you've begun...

 

[walkingeagle]

Is it in yet?---

 

[Ask For More]

Your mum makes pretty good ham sandwiches

 

[Mropietaylor69]

Lets go over the taxes.

 

[yeishia]

Lord it's itching something terrible!

 

[palemoon2035]

Don't mind the hernia. But if you could just press your finger right there...ahhhhhh

 

[FSUBasketball]

Are you done yet?

 

[littlemissy05]

Sorry I thought that was your finger

 

[DarelHute]

Do you think I'm fat?

 

[littlemissy05]

Hold on a sec. I'v got an e-mail

 

[walkingeagle]

I think the lesions are healed--

 

[BiTodd]

have you showered recently?

 

[RainingHeat]

Oppss.. sorry... I farted !!!

 

[cherylashi26]

"How you doin', sis'?"

 

[The_Spectre]

So do I give you money after this?

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Wait.... I thought you were a guy!

 

[Nina327]

Fuck you, fuck your sister and fuck your dog, too!