Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[BRIGHTWELL]

condom.....what condom?

 

[littlemissy05]

Oh crap your not my boyfriend.

 

[Anisland]

Your name again?

 

[littlemissy05]

That was the best 28 seconds ever...I swear.

 

[yeishia]

What went wrong?

 

[dragonrazor]

"Here, hold my cake." Sorry, sometimes I just have to.

 

[Bandant]

......

 

[ty5550]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

"um... how about we do it with the lights off?"

 

[Annisthyrienne]

"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

What do you mean its in?!?

 

[Nina327]

Did ya hear the one about the chicken and the egg?

 

[Nina327]

 

[DarkWarrioress]

That's it??? That's all there is?

 

[Annisthyrienne]

"Oh I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner!"

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

I said stop using your fingers. I want the real thing!

 

[DarkWarrioress]

I thought it got bigger.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Ooooohhhhh... that's what they meant by "it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

 

[DarkWarrioress]

What do you mean you're done?

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

I Won The Race!

 

[Nina327]

If i were at home alone...

I'd still be naked....

but not bored.

 

[The_gladiator]

Reviving this thread

my ex was so much better at this...

 

[DesEsseintes]

"I forgot to put the bins out."

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I call this one The Hitler.

 

[DesEsseintes]

"Do you mind if I call you Granny?"