Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[Ladythunder]

"Oh yes dear, Love the way you use my boobs for speed bags!" with great sarsacsm if possible

 

[dragonrazor]

"Stacy's mom has got it going on" while doing Stacy......

 

[EesomeBeastie]

"Oh bother! I forgot to get bread at the supermarket," if said in the heat of the moment (well, heat for you at least), when you are on the very verge of climax.

 

[dragonrazor]

"Oh bother! I forgot to get bread at the supermarket," if said in the heat of the moment (well, heat for you at least), when you are on the very verge of climax.

lol...reverse tourettes?

"Your little sister's better in bed"

 

[Powerdog16]

How about this....

Blue... I think I will paint the ceiling blue!

 

[DarkFantasyRose]

"of course u dont look small, its just ur brother was so much bigger"

"I want u to stick that cucumber up ur tight ass NOW my little male whore" (ha- not so keen to experiment now are u lol)

"Fuck where's the key gone?" (as said to one ex after I handcuffed and finished with him)

"Ill be right back" (as said to same handcuffed ex as I walked out the door after finishing with him and gave the key to his mum)




xxxx

 

[yeishia]

Why do men have to talk so bloody much during sex?

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Why do men have to talk so bloody much during sex?

Think of it as a running commentary, like during a football game.

And he touches the boob, Thirrrdd base! <~ something that also shouldn't be said during sex.

 

[yeishia]

HE HE That's soo funny

 

[EesomeBeastie]

I've just dug out an old but similar thread of mine: What's the most inappropriate thing someone's ever said to you during sex? Worth a read if you want a laugh, or just something to shake your head at in amazement.

 

[babygurll1968]

*Dont worry about the bumps,Doctor said it was nothing*

 

[dragonrazor]

"Is that...a COCONUT?" << >> I'd probably ask something like this.

 

[MICH69AGIE]

"Thought you were done, you weren't getting hard yet!"

That takes me right out of the mood!

 

[babygurll1968]

Honey..is that your hairy pussy..or doyou have Don King down there?

 

[dragonrazor]

ouch.

"Uh...when did you grow a moustache" o.o

 

[Ausus_girl13]

Brush your teeth. (accompanied by a sigh and a turn of the head away)

 

[dragonrazor]

I just thought of a precounter to the calling a girl the wrong name part.

"So, which girl am I THIS week?"

 

[yeishia]

You should really put your teeth in water before we start!

 

[dragonrazor]

"Chains, handcuffs, or leather thongs?"

 

[Andrianya]

No no, hand me my toy. I'll do it myself. Why dont you just sit over there and keep your hands to yourself?

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

I've just dug out an old but similar thread of mine: What's the most inappropriate thing someone's ever said to you during sex? Worth a read if you want a laugh, or just something to shake your head at in amazement.

okay that did make me laugh - I added a story for you.

 

[yeishia]

Steal some of Beastie's stuff Rayne and post it here


That she or her uses the wrong name during sex!

 

[yeishia]

Baby I'm not on the pill!

 

[Fira]

"Fuck where's the key gone?" (as said to one ex after I handcuffed and finished with him)

"Ill be right back" (as said to same handcuffed ex as I walked out the door after finishing with him and gave the key to his mum)




xxxx

and no one even questioned WHY he became an ex...*giggles*


wow...cameras really DO make things look bigger than they actually are...(said to a new lover that you've only seen pictures of before)

 

[crash197177]

"No, it's not the best blowjob I have ever had" That one did not go over well at the time.