Things a mate should NEVER say to the One they are having sex with!

[caela]

"You're done already?"

or

"That didn't take long."

 

[yeishia]

Hands him the phone....

Your mother wants to speak with you now love!

 

[dragonrazor]

"Well, looks like I just lost fifty bucks"

 

[Ryo242]

"Meh, I've seen em before."

 

[Apollion]

*after a lot of sex*

"Well... if this burn a lot of your fat, nothing will!"

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

"What do you mean that was the wrong hole? It worked for me."

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

"My ex use to really like that too, but his was bigger"

 

[dragonrazor]

"Hey, I got this buddy who..."

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

"Do you happen to have wire clipper? I think our piercings got tangled, and I can't move my face out of your lap."

 

[Last_Rider]

"Can we do that again, I forgot to turn on the video camera"

 

[Ausus_girl13]

"Oh him? That's my roommate. I don't pay rent and he gets to watch. It's a win/win."

 

[Last_Rider]

"Have you seen the key to the handcuffs?"

 

[yeishia]

I think I've sprung a leak!

LOL don't ask!

 

[dragonrazor]

I think I've sprung a leak!

LOL don't ask!

waterbed, or diaphragm?

"Weren't you bigger last night?"

 

[yeishia]

He He He

 

[dragonrazor]

"didn't you have a mole here before?"

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

"no handsome of course you don't have to wear a condom.......
I use to be a man and can't get pregnant any way"

(yes I have a warped mind lol)

 

[dragonrazor]

"That's not mine"

 

[Noon_Shadow]

"Okay, who farted?"

 

[dragonrazor]

"Your mother's better at this"

 

[yeishia]

Is it supposed to be green like that Master?

 

[dragonrazor]

lol...I think you used that one already.

"Is it supposed to be glowing like that?"

 

[yeishia]

Its not glowing now its green...a furry thing I thought you would appreciate LMAO


Perhaps if you used two cock rings?



(Better?)

 

[dragonrazor]

oh gods....

"Why does it have all those spikes?"

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

"um... so where is the rest of it?"