Hypnobitch01
Writer…ish
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I want to say I am! (Probably not though haha)
Are you Lit stalkworthy?
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AlwaysDancing
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((Looks behind me … sees not a soul))
Nope.
Nope.
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I believe I am, but I am cocky. It's actual for women to decide individually.
deefalttwunnyfor
prince among pervs
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God, no. There's a thousand other people you should stalk first. Go to AmPics. It's littered with Litsters that are stalk-worthy
MindYaBitness
🤓Dork w/Nice Boobs
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Haven't you been known to post there as well, Mr-I'm-Not-Stalkworthy?
Me? I'd say possibly, depends on the week
LostHorizon
Shangri-La
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Or course I am. Who wouldn’t want to stalk me?
UnquietDreams
Summa Cum Louder
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Of course! I am fascinating.
(Spoiler: mouthy, not fascinating.)
(Spoiler: mouthy, not fascinating.)
DaringFunGuy
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Oh I think so … but I’ve also been called arrogant on occasion
lavendersilk
PLP's Manwhore
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Nope! Not stalkworthy in the least.
WAISTEDDOWN
Tease
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Stalking versus following?
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Still no. It’s me, I’m cat.
37_ttej
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OK, people. I’ve been browsing the last few pages of this thread totally not looking for someone to stalk and I think it’s time for a pep talk.
It’s time to call bullshit on this false modesty thing.
So you have ripped abs, a chiseled jaw and an 8.5” schlong. YES, you are stalkworthy. You don’t need to be humble.
You have a classic hourglass figure with amazing cleavage and an ass that just won’t quit. YES, you are stalkworthy. Just don’t slip on the puddle of drool from your legion of AmPics fans.
Now I’m not having a go at anyone. Far from it. Be confident people. If you’ve got it, go for it!
Now for the 99.54% rest of us that aren’t blessed with the bodies of Greco-Roman divinities (although a few like me may qualify for Bacchus), here’s a home truth. We are all stalkworthy. We are all unique individuals who have something about us that people will find attractive.
Take my Aunt Edna. She’s pushing the century, as ugly as sin, has misfitting dentures and a personality like cat piss, but one Litster is like ‘hey, girl, do you wear garters with that crocheted knitwear’ and it’s suddenly on for young and old. Or old and older, as it were.
What I mean is that we all have different things that interest and arouse us. You may not know it yet, but there may be someone out there in Lit-land who finds you attractive for who you are, flaws and all.
No sense of humour, but a Scrabble nerd? You probably have a club you fit right in.
Awful fashion sense, but can cook like a Michelin-starred chef? You will have folk beating down your door.
A conker that makes Pinocchio look weak but a voice like an angel? Keep the applause coming.
A face that only a mother could love? Well, judging by some of the kinky shit over on the fetish threads, you’re still in it.
So be loud and proud, people.
Put your best foot forward.
Be confident in yourself.
Shout your unique talents, skills and interests from the rooftops because YOU ARE STALKWORTHY!
My name is Jett and I approve this message.
PS: And if you like idiotic wankery with a side of pad poetry, I am most definitely stalkworthy.
It’s time to call bullshit on this false modesty thing.
So you have ripped abs, a chiseled jaw and an 8.5” schlong. YES, you are stalkworthy. You don’t need to be humble.
You have a classic hourglass figure with amazing cleavage and an ass that just won’t quit. YES, you are stalkworthy. Just don’t slip on the puddle of drool from your legion of AmPics fans.
Now I’m not having a go at anyone. Far from it. Be confident people. If you’ve got it, go for it!
Now for the 99.54% rest of us that aren’t blessed with the bodies of Greco-Roman divinities (although a few like me may qualify for Bacchus), here’s a home truth. We are all stalkworthy. We are all unique individuals who have something about us that people will find attractive.
Take my Aunt Edna. She’s pushing the century, as ugly as sin, has misfitting dentures and a personality like cat piss, but one Litster is like ‘hey, girl, do you wear garters with that crocheted knitwear’ and it’s suddenly on for young and old. Or old and older, as it were.
What I mean is that we all have different things that interest and arouse us. You may not know it yet, but there may be someone out there in Lit-land who finds you attractive for who you are, flaws and all.
No sense of humour, but a Scrabble nerd? You probably have a club you fit right in.
Awful fashion sense, but can cook like a Michelin-starred chef? You will have folk beating down your door.
A conker that makes Pinocchio look weak but a voice like an angel? Keep the applause coming.
A face that only a mother could love? Well, judging by some of the kinky shit over on the fetish threads, you’re still in it.
So be loud and proud, people.
Put your best foot forward.
Be confident in yourself.
Shout your unique talents, skills and interests from the rooftops because YOU ARE STALKWORTHY!
My name is Jett and I approve this message.
PS: And if you like idiotic wankery with a side of pad poetry, I am most definitely stalkworthy.
AlwaysDancing
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If you can keep up with my dancing …?
So worthy
So worthy
37_ttej
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Oh, Lordy.
shybutobscene
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There was possibly a time that could have been the case.
boo56
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(although a few like me may qualify for Bacchus)
He seemed to have the most fun anyway. He always seemed to have a big cup full of wine in his hand and a couple of naked satyrs with impressive erections in his entourage. Why would you even want to be Ares or Apollo?
He seemed to have the most fun anyway. He always seemed to have a big cup full of wine in his hand and a couple of naked satyrs with impressive erections in his entourage. Why would you even want to be Ares or Apollo?
crazychemgirl
not your vag hippo
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Apparently I’m not either.Nope. Another Litster just said so
Grant55
Her 🍯
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You're everywhere. No need for stalking. Lol
crazychemgirl
not your vag hippo
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Facts.
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