Are you Lit stalkworthy?

[HeavyBalls]

Who, me?

Nah....

 

[Daddoo]

In my own mind I am so interesting that everyone would have to stalk me just to share in my brilliance. In reality I may give someone a brief chuckle occasionally.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Absolutely not. Don't stalk me. I'm very boring.

 

[cascadiabound]

That would be me. You're welcome.

*bows*

On occasion, moderately stalk worthy.
At other times, boring as fuck.

...lately I've been on a Lit posting spree... stalk at your own risk.

I'll see my way out. I think I need a drink at my favorite Lit watering hole.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nah, not in the least

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not even close. There are much more stalkworthy people around here.

Says the guy with 32 followers (aka stalkers)

 

[Mr_bogey]

Absolutely not. Don't stalk me. I'm very boring.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm starting to believe the lads stalk me more than the ladies.

I feel like Gary Busey at the award ceremony when Seth Rogan and James Franco stalked him to see what crazy shit he'd get up to whilst they were baked.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm starting to believe the lads stalk me more than the ladies.

I feel like Gary Busey at the award ceremony when Seth Rogan and James Franco stalked him to see what crazy shit he'd get up to whilst they were baked.

I tried to stalk you but you are stingy and won't let me in.

 

[Wriggle]

I tried to stalk you but you are stingy and won't let me in.

I didn't realise.

It it the ooops screen?

Do I need to follow you 1st?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I didn't realise.

It it the ooops screen?

Do I need to follow you 1st?

I feel used

 

[Wriggle]

I feel used

I locked it down because of someone else, though, so don't feel anything negative.

 

[sister jenny]

Really predictable
Never share’s photos of myself
On at odd times
Wobbly english
Mental health issues
Married
Hates eggnod
Loves the Cornetto Trilogy
Writes, according to my messages, fucked up stories with horrible grammar
One man hoped I would die (original, right?)

Did I mention one man hoped social services took my daughter from me?

Nah, you can all move on

 

[Deadfreak]

IBM presents..........

You make the call

 

[Mada69]

Not really. No pics of myself (publicly, anyway). I lead a quiet, boring life. Midde aged with a dad bod and really nerdy interests.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Nope. I'm squirrelly and hard to keep up with. I never understand why someone follows me...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Really predictable
Never share’s photos of myself
On at odd times
Wobbly english
Mental health issues
Married
Hates eggnod
Loves the Cornetto Trilogy
Writes, according to my messages, fucked up stories with horrible grammar
One man hoped I would die (original, right?)

Did I mention one man hoped social services took my daughter from me?

Nah, you can all move on

Is it stalking if you know? AFAF. The only deal breaker is your dislike of eggnog

 

[Dom70]

naaaah...just a quiet old experienced guy here...

 

[Dapperdanman67]

Not in the least.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Really predictable
Never share’s photos of myself
On at odd times
Wobbly english
Mental health issues
Married
Hates eggnod
Loves the Cornetto Trilogy
Writes, according to my messages, fucked up stories with horrible grammar
One man hoped I would die (original, right?)

Did I mention one man hoped social services took my daughter from me?

Nah, you can all move on

Well I notice you and see you

 

[beachbaby179]

Doubtful. I'm not here nearly enough to be interesting.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Everyone has their moments of being stalkworthy, y'all.

 

[ccs29745]

Lister above me is. me? hahaha best joke I've heard all morning.

 

[ccs29745]

Doubtful. I'm not here nearly enough to be interesting.

Don't need to be anything but yourself. You're a good lister.

 

[bashfull]

Nope