Are you Lit stalkworthy?

If I'm not, then someone needs to tell all the trench coats outside my bedroom window. Foot traffic is killing all the flowers.
 
Of course I am!
Why do people bother coming here if we don’t think we’re “stalk worthy”? 🤣
 
If noone has stalked me in the last 20 years, that must count for something
 
IMHO no, I’m not stalkworthy but if anyone is doing it secretly, can you remind me where I left my portable power bank, can’t find it anywhere!
According to my sources, it fell behind the TV unit when you screencast that "erotic love story" and were overly eagerly wanking to the storyline. You knocked the unit and it fell.
But I'm glad you enjoyed the erm, "film".
 
Nope. I like people to put me in a box and then I blend in with all the other middle age white men and I’m forgotten. Them I can just blissfully do whatever I want while being ignored. It’s awesome.
 
Nope. I like people to put me in a box and then I blend in with all the other middle age white men and I’m forgotten. Them I can just blissfully do whatever I want while being ignored. It’s awesome.
Oh my god. Stop complaining. I forgot about you once. ONCE.

Ok. Maybe twice. Or...

But still, if you don't follow my appointment rules then what am I supposed to do, huh?
 
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