~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

Wants to be the next in line but sings songs when motorboating
Pretends she doesn't like having pirate songs sung to her during motorboating sessions

thinks?

Has already tried to purchase my ruined bra. Claims it's for science. You know, can cereal hang out in cups of bras well?
Is every bit as curious as I am whether bra cups can work as cereal bowls
 
Tried to hump a bearskin rug once. Then he awoke from his drunken stupor and realized it was just a fluffy bathrobe. He and the bathrobe haven't been able to look at each other since
Still in a drunken stupor from Four Lokos after a New Year's Eve of nerding out.
 
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