alwaysawake.....aka CAPTAIN SMARTASS! Join "S.A.W.U."!!!!!!
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alwaysawake
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NP--will burn a CD-R with the scenery and flower pics when I get a chance. Anyone else is welcome to them, too--they are all original and taken by me, so hence not always the greatest quality! Have a Happy Independence Day, all!
tonitits said:
NP--will burn a CD-R with the scenery and flower pics when I get a chance. Anyone else is welcome to them, too--they are all original and taken by me, so hence not always the greatest quality! Have a Happy Independence Day, all!
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Re: Pictures.....
I will burn one off for you, too--sexy one!
1sexylady said:Did someone say Pictures?????????
I will burn one off for you, too--sexy one!
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Do a little dance...make alittle love and
do a bump tonight....
http://usa.venus.co.uk/weed/agifs/images72/dance.gif
do a bump tonight....
http://usa.venus.co.uk/weed/agifs/images72/dance.gif
alwaysawake
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Re: Do a little dance...make alittle love and
LOL Nice bump...poor Lucy is shaking with fear at my feet with all these fireworks going off...even with her "doggie downer" Be glad when this is over!
1sexylady said:
LOL Nice bump...poor Lucy is shaking with fear at my feet with all these fireworks going off...even with her "doggie downer" Be glad when this is over!
1sexylady
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Re: Re: Do a little dance...make alittle love and
Well don't take any yourself....
http://www.00fun.com/wrongturn.jpg
wouldn't want this to happen...
You created a monster....
alwaysawake said:
Well don't take any yourself....
http://www.00fun.com/wrongturn.jpg
wouldn't want this to happen...
You created a monster....
tonitits
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LOL. That's too funny!!!!
1sexylady said:
Well don't take any yourself....
http://www.00fun.com/wrongturn.jpg
wouldn't want this to happen...
You created a monster....
LOL. That's too funny!!!!
alwaysawake
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ACCCCCCK! I should have NEVER shown her how to post images!!! LMAO1sexylady said:
Well don't take any yourself....
http://www.00fun.com/wrongturn.jpg
wouldn't want this to happen...
You created a monster....
alwaysawake
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i've always wondered what the difference between a smartass and a brat was...food for thought!
1sexylady said:
i've always wondered what the difference between a smartass and a brat was...food for thought!
alwaysawake
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Ouch! If this were a boxing match, left to the ego and right to the pride...
1sexylady said:
mmmmm well when you figure it out...let me know...ok
Being a man I wonder if he can....
Ouch! If this were a boxing match, left to the ego and right to the pride...
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I know that 1sexyBRAT! I'll trade jabs with you anytime! 
1sexylady said:
Awwwwww you know I meant it with love...AA
I know that 1sexyBRAT! I'll trade jabs with you anytime!
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Just verbal...N-E-V-E-R would I strike a woman!!
1sexylady said:
Just verbal...N-E-V-E-R would I strike a woman!!
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Chill Big Guy!...I am a lover not a fighter... that was not the jabs I was asking about...
alwaysawake said:
Just verbal...N-E-V-E-R would I strike a woman!!
Chill Big Guy!...I am a lover not a fighter... that was not the jabs I was asking about...
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tigerjen
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Hey gang!!!
Glad that this thread has been going strong since I
started it up for AA!
I am not sure whether you all have heard or not, but
the 2001 Literotica Awards official voting is underway,
and I made it into the final 5 of the "most influential
author" category........I thank you for those who nominated
me, and now, I face very stiff competition.
I appreciate your votes once again in this final.........please
vote here and make remarks about me and my writings
as Laurel requests on the thread:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=96279
Even if you put your vote in already, but did not make
comments on the vote thread, please do so......greatly
appreciative of our support!
I thank you all for your support guys!
tigerjen
PS.....if you haven't read my stories/poems or if you want to
go back and read them, please click on the link at the
bottom of my post in the sig. line.....thank you!
Glad that this thread has been going strong since I
started it up for AA!
I am not sure whether you all have heard or not, but
the 2001 Literotica Awards official voting is underway,
and I made it into the final 5 of the "most influential
author" category........I thank you for those who nominated
me, and now, I face very stiff competition.
I appreciate your votes once again in this final.........please
vote here and make remarks about me and my writings
as Laurel requests on the thread:
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=96279
Even if you put your vote in already, but did not make
comments on the vote thread, please do so......greatly
appreciative of our support!
I thank you all for your support guys!
tigerjen
PS.....if you haven't read my stories/poems or if you want to
go back and read them, please click on the link at the
bottom of my post in the sig. line.....thank you!
alwaysawake
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I got a kick out of these! AA
50 Oxymorons
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization (is this one ever true!)
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top OXYMORON:
1. Microsoft Works
50 Oxymorons
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization (is this one ever true!)
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
And the Number one top OXYMORON:
1. Microsoft Works
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tigerjen said:*throwing a cream pie at AA!!!!!!*
*giggling like hell!!!*
auggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!! Wipes the pie out of my eyes and catches Jen as she hits the door..puts her over my shoulder and walks back to fridge. Takes out coconut cream pie and grinds it into her butt...still slung over my shoulder.
MMMMMM Good pie!...puts her down and runs!
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alwaysawake said:
auggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!! Wipes the pie out of my eyes
and catches Jen as she hits the door..puts her over my
shoulder and walks back to fridge. Takes out coconut cream
pie and grinds it into her butt...still slung over my shoulder.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh you you you you!!!!!!!!!!!
Clean that pie off my ass, you sexy bastard!!!!!!
