alwaysawake.....aka CAPTAIN SMARTASS! Join "S.A.W.U."!!!!!!

[lilrosie lips]

nahhhhh--don't even consider it! Smoking THAT way causes colon cancer!

yeah... besides what with cigarettes cost these days.... you would go broke in just keeping up with equipment...

 

[lilrosie lips]

Well people it is late where I am and I am saying good night...AA looks good to me... lilrosie lips...thanks for the help.. later you two...be safe..

Good nite 1sexy.... sleep well... and I was pleased to be of help...
*hugs*

 

[alwaysawake]

yeah... besides what with cigarettes cost these days.... you would go broke in just keeping up with equipment...

and the Oregon legislature is meeting right now--considering jacking the taxes even higher on them!

 

[lilrosie lips]

and the Oregon legislature is meeting right now--considering jacking the taxes even higher on them!

here too... budget shortfall... .50 per pack hike.... somehow I don't think its fair ....

 

[alwaysawake]

here too... budget shortfall... .50 per pack hike.... somehow I don't think its fair ....

Good thing I don't smoke! Hee hee

 

[lilrosie lips]

Good thing I don't smoke! Hee hee

it is AA... they should be taxing JUNK and Fast Food too....

Obesity is costing more in health care claims than cigarettes do,,,

 

[alwaysawake]

it is AA... they should be taxing JUNK and Fast Food too....

Obesity is costing more in health care claims than cigarettes do,,,

I agree...looking sheepish since I had a KFC Twister for a fast food lunch...oops! That's why my butt is so big!

 

[lilrosie lips]

I agree...looking sheepish since I had a KFC Twister for a fast food lunch...oops! That's why my butt is so big!

well at least it was chicken AA.... chicken or things that just taste like chicken are low fat... LOL

 

[alwaysawake]

well at least it was chicken AA.... chicken or things that just taste like chicken are low fat... LOL

I just do that particular item because it is quick, not messy, and easy when I am on the run. Now a BK Whopper with no cheese is over 600 calories...hence, I don't do BK!

 

[lilrosie lips]

well personally... i have a weakness for breakfast burritos....
eggs, cheese, hash browns, bacon and sausage... all wrapped up in a tortilla... not exactly health food... LOL

 

[alwaysawake]

well personally... i have a weakness for breakfast burritos....
eggs, cheese, hash browns, bacon and sausage... all wrapped up in a tortilla... not exactly health food... LOL

sounds wonderful! I never have eaten breakfast consistently--I have an aversion to eating before my tastebuds awaken LOL

 

[lilrosie lips]

sounds wonderful! I never have eaten breakfast consistently--I have an aversion to eating before my tastebuds awaken LOL

me either.. coffe is all i can handle when i first wake up.... but I have to get into work to get them from the lunch wagon.... so thats about 2 1/2 hrs after waking up.

 

[alwaysawake]

me either.. coffe is all i can handle when i first wake up.... but I have to get into work to get them from the lunch wagon.... so thats about 2 1/2 hrs after waking up.

Well, are we doing Dodger dogs at the baseball game when I get there???

 

[lilrosie lips]

Dodger Dawgs!!!

Well, are we doing Dodger dogs at the baseball game when I get there???

Of course... no problem there... the play very few morning games!! LOL

 

[alwaysawake]

Re: Dodger Dawgs!!!

Of course... no problem there... the play very few morning games!! LOL

LOL--gonna watch a AAA game tomorrow between the Iowa Cubs and the Portland Beavers (Sand Diego's farm team)

 

[alwaysawake]

Think I may get to bed early and catch up on some of the sleep that the heat robbed me of earlier this week. Kisssses and hugs--sweet dreams!

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: Dodger Dawgs!!!

LOL--gonna watch a AAA game tomorrow between the Iowa Cubs and the Portland Beavers (Sand Diego's farm team)

that sounds like fun... hope you have a good time!

 

[alwaysawake]

Re: Re: Re: Dodger Dawgs!!!

that sounds like fun... hope you have a good time!

thanks rosie..good night and catch you soon!

 

[lilrosie lips]

Re: Re: Re: Dodger Dawgs!!!

that sounds like fun... hope you have a good time!

Gonna to bed.... you have a good nite AA...

 

[lilrosie lips]

oh AA....

Something for you to dream about....


(@) (@)

 

[alwaysawake]

Things To Do In The Bathroom Stall

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."



Disgusting..what can I say?!

 

[alwaysawake]

Ever wonder....??
Why does the gynecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the coreof the earth?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when you're in space?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that nobody would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?

 

[tigerjen]

Wow...

I only started this thread yesterday, and already its up
to 7 pages!!!!!!!


having fun, aren't we, AA?

when it rains, it pours.......
when it comes......uhoh....shoulda put a "hood" on
that!!!

heehee

 

[alwaysawake]

Re: Wow...

I only started this thread yesterday, and already its up
to 7 pages!!!!!!!


having fun, aren't we, AA?

when it rains, it pours.......
when it comes......uhoh....shoulda put a "hood" on
that!!!

heehee

LOL..Lady Smartass thread starter...

 

[stargirl32]

professer star would like to answer some of those questions,,,

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

a) because we're like sharks in that as soon as something comes near our eyes we shut them ,, unless we open our mouths first ...

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
a) in france its called english kissing .

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
a) proberly a man

how come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when you're in space?
a) i dont know , nbut if you come over here AA ill show you some stars ,,,, wink