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Re: professer star would like to answer some of those questions,,,

stargirl32 said:
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

a) because we're like sharks in that as soon as something comes near our eyes we shut them ,, unless we open our mouths first ...

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
a) in france its called english kissing .

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
a) proberly a man

how come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when you're in space?
a) i dont know , nbut if you come over here AA ill show you some stars ,,,, wink

:p :heart: :kiss:
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Thanks for setting me straight...again, star! Yeah, I have seen those 'stars'--quite impressive and sure theykeeps the hubby occupied too! :p :D LMAO
 
alwaysawake said:
Ever wonder....??
Why does the gynecologist leave the room when the patient gets undressed?
If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the coreof the earth?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ass?
Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?
If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
How come you can see the stars from the Earth, but you can't see them when you're in space?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that nobody would eat?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
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AA...... are we without anything to do..???
 
1sexylady said:


Keeping my mouth shut on this one too...damn I have some good lines.....;) :p
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I am quite sure you do--I know when I am in the presence of brat greatness...I humbly bow before you! :D
 
alwaysawake said:


I am quite sure you do--I know when I am in the presence of brat greatness...I humbly bow before you! :D
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Ok....I like that HUMBLY part...:D
 
alwaysawake said:


With any luck, Jen, this one will die in less than a week :p
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very funny AA.......this thead isn't going to die anytime
soon....that's because I started this thread just for
you, and its becoming quickly popular ;)

:D
 
tigerjen said:


very funny AA.......this thead isn't going to die anytime
soon....that's because I started this thread just for
you, and its becoming quickly popular ;)

:D
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Popular because of YOu--not me, sweets! LOL
 
tigerjen said:




Awwwwww you're sweet, but I am in a sense "promoting"
you, honey! ;)
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Sheesh..listening to an ad promoting new VANILLA Coke. Kinda the same thing--gotta have something WORTH promoting for it to work! :p ROFL
 
alwaysawake said:


Sheesh..listening to an ad promoting new VANILLA Coke.
Kinda the same thing--gotta have something WORTH
promoting for it to work! :p ROFL
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There ya go!!!!

I keep hearing about Vanilla Coke, but I haven't seen
it in the store.........!!!!!!
 
tigerjen said:



There ya go!!!!

I keep hearing about Vanilla Coke, but I haven't seen
it in the store.........!!!!!!
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Am OK with Cherry and lemon Coke--Vanilla sound pukey! YUCK!
 
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