Cock Map

[Endless_Night]

Well, drat!

So much for that dildo collection I was planning to start.

 

[numeniusa]

Well, drat!

So much for that dildo collection I was planning to start.

Am wondering whether vibrators get a separate quota in addition to the dildo limits? Just asking for a friend...

 

[Suz_anne]

*is not married*

What what

*proceeds with regularly scheduled lewdness*

I am married, but luckily that means I'm imminently seducable. Bring on the seduction, boys - I'm legal!

Well, drat!

So much for that dildo collection I was planning to start.

*wonders if this could get me arrested in Texas. Twice.*

Am wondering whether vibrators get a separate quota in addition to the dildo limits? Just asking for a friend...

Wanna see if we can share a cell?

 

[Endless_Night]

Am wondering whether vibrators get a separate quota in addition to the dildo limits? Just asking for a friend...

Soooooooo, I got curious.

Under the definition of this particular subchapter:

(1) “Obscene” means material or a performance that: (A) the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that taken as a whole appeals to the prurient interest in sex;

(7) “Obscene device” means a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.

I'm going out on a limb and say, yes. Yes, it does include vibrators.

Though, if it's for educational purposes or has other social merit, well, that changes things.

(C) taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, and scientific value.

Link

What's really crazy is that the law was put into place as late as 1973!

Seems it was overturned a decade ago, but has yet to be removed from the books.

Link

 

[Endless_Night]

< *wonders if this could get me arrested in Texas. Twice.* >

*slaps on the cuffs*

 

[Suz_anne]

*slaps on the cuffs*

Ooooooohhh, handcuffs! Are you flirting with me? *bats eyelashes*

 

[Endless_Night]

Ooooooohhh, handcuffs! Are you flirting with me? *bats eyelashes*

*slaps on cuffs seductively*

 

[Suz_anne]

*slaps on cuffs seductively*

Seductively is the only way in which I'm familiar. Thankfully.

*melts*

 

[Lunation]

I heard there were cupcakes.

 

[Suz_anne]

I heard there were cupcakes.

I kinda want to shove one in your mouth. Just saying.

 

[ydahecnot]

EN and Suz just gave me a cupcake

 

[Trekka]

I kinda want to shove one in your mouth. Just saying.

Nonconsensual cupcakery!

I'm sure that's illegal somewhere.

*jingles cuffs*

I like this game.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Nonconsensual cupcakery!

I'm sure that's illegal somewhere.

*jingles cuffs*

I like this game.

From a Cleyburne (Texas) Times Review article (2006) - Out of an article about silly laws within the Texas constitution:

"Perhaps my favorite Texas law is the Safe Cupcake Amendment, created in 2005 when the Texas Department of Agriculture banned sweet treats in public schools.

Parents who delighted in the privilege of bringing cupcakes to their children’s schools for their birthday created uproar when then Texas Agricultural Commissioner Susan Combs banned junk food from schools. She began fining schools that failed to follow these strict health guidelines.

Lawmakers responded by creating the Safe Cupcake Amendment, allowing parents to bring the tasty treats to school. I remember eating cupcakes in school when I was younger. Once I lost my tooth while eating a cupcake out of an ice cream cone.

While researching this cupcake column, I discovered that this week is Child Nutrition Employee Appreciation Week. As Todd Staples, TDA commissioner, wrote on the proclamation declaring the appreciation week, “Child nutrition professionals are essential in the fight against childhood obesity.”

So thank the child nutrition professionals at your child or grandchild’s school for providing nutritious meals … and cupcakes."

 

[Endless_Night]

I guess my question here is, what constitutes and *unsafe* cupcake?

*looks at Suz_anne's cupcakes*

Errr....

Never mind.

EN and Suz just gave me a cupcake

 

[default24]

I kinda want to shove one in your mouth. Just saying.

Just do it

 

[Suz_anne]

Amen.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

 

[Endless_Night]

Ha! For some weird reason this reminds me of the women who somewhat famously said: Dick will make you slap somebody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3L4YVThdjw

 

[JennyNo1]

Yup. I had a conversation this morning with a certain someone to this effect.

 

[default24]

 

[ImSinister]

Damn those immigrants from Indonesia and India. They are bringing down America’s average. I propose that the only men allowed into the US must come from the Sudan and Bolivia. We will be back on top in no time!!!

Honestly. How inconsiderate of him to not bring his dick out to play.


In the meantime... another map to peruse/ponder/pontificate upon.

I've always had a special place in my heart (?) for Brazilians.

 

[Suz_anne]

Public Service Announcement

Hydrate, people!

 

[Endless_Night]

*settles into bath*

*waits*

 

[Suz_anne]

Mine is so booooooooooring. *sigh*

 

[default24]

*settles into bath*

*waits*

I do NOT like my home state's act. It's a little unsettling. We can do better Philly