Cock Map

Mine is so booooooooooring. *sigh*

Yeahhhhh, I didn't want to say anything but there were no cocks nor maps. It was helpful info, but unrelated to the thread. As punishment, please describe in vivid detail your favorite penis
 
I'd never heard of any of them. :rolleyes:

The color coding helped. Sorta.

I find myself wondering at a couple of the fetishes....
 
Yeahhhhh, I didn't want to say anything but there were no cocks nor maps. It was helpful info, but unrelated to the thread. As punishment, please describe in vivid detail your favorite penis

:eek: :eek: :eek:


Edited to add: THERE WAS A MAP!
 
Yeahhhhh, I didn't want to say anything but there were no cocks nor maps. It was helpful info, but unrelated to the thread. As punishment, please describe in vivid detail your favorite penis

I meant my state! :p
 
Nuh-uh. A Tallahassee Night Train is NOT a masturbatory act.

I hear.

From friends.
 
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Yet more proof that Vikings know how to party.
 
It's a map, fuckers!

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The more orange your state - the more likely you are to favor "fuck" as a curse word.

Orange as fuck for me. :D
 
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Man, what is it about the top of North Dakota?
It's cold as fuck?

*adds "horizontal fellowship" to the household vernacular
I say "Jesus" and "God" a lot during horizontal fellowship. Not so much during vertical fellatio.

That one doesn't surprise me too much. Surely you've heard of the poophole loophole?
Ahhhh yes, the favorite of many a good "virgin" in my high school.
 
That wasn't so much a thing in my high school. I remember there was one girl that only did anal. She had quite the reputation
In HS, one of my guy friends told me that the only way his girl could orgasm was if he fucked her in the ass.

Except they'd never had penis-in-vagina sex.

So the data was flawed.
 
In HS, one of my guy friends told me that the only way his girl could orgasm was if he fucked her in the ass.

Except they'd never had penis-in-vagina sex.

So the data was flawed.

Sounds to me like he's saying that his oral and digital skills were not that advanced. Which makes sense, I remember I had no idea what I was doing either
 
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