Suz_anne
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Possibly. I didn't think of that at the time. But if a boy isn't good with his fingers or his tongue...why the hell would you let him stick his dick in your tooter???
Silly sluts.
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Silly sluts.
Wild_Honey_66
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Haha! Um, no. I didn't know anyone did anal 'til I was in my thirties.
Yeah, I was a little sheltered in some ways.
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Because you gotta try to get that O somehow. And apparently it worked for them! Necessity is the mother of invention
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Haha! Um, no. I didn't know anyone did anal 'til I was in my thirties.
Yeah, I was a little sheltered in some ways.
*nods*
Me too.
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fwiw, I'm not sure than many if any, give their kids the talk about anal. I'm pretty sure of this
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I got A talk. Which made no sense at all as I was pre-pubescent at the time.
It most certainly did not include...errr, anything other than regular PIV sex. When I first learned about oral I was quite surprised.
Anal, I thought that was a joke.
*skulks off to hide in corner*
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Geez, you're going to kill me. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
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*tickles jsg*
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Soooooo not helping!
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Now see? THIS is my forte. Watching the rest of you shenanigan. 
*gets comfortable*
*gets comfortable*
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*whispers to jsg* I speak defaulty - he's just hoping to see bouncing tit-tays.I respectfully disagree
justasimplegirl
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*whispers to jsg* I speak defaulty - he's just hoping to see bouncing tit-tays.
Tooters and tit-tays ... killing me!
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I'm glad I stumbled in here! To add to the convo...
I learned all about anal from my very first boyfriend. I learned everything else with him, too. After we broke up, I was disappointed to learn that not all guys liked to lick ass.
They don't?
#NotaRealManIfHeDoesntTossSalad
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I got many strange iterations of the talk consisting of, but not limited to:
-I'm claustrophobic. I don't even like when your father pins my legs down. All that whips n chains stuff? Pfft. I'd hyperventilate. (direct quote)
-Never even touch a dick without a rubber on it (direct quote)
-Anal sex?! No me interesa [+ more Spanish in tirade format]. (paraphrasing)
-Me at like 22: Mom I need to go to the doctor. I think I have a yeast infection.
Mom: Oh my God Trekka, you need an AIDS test (direct quote)
WHAT THE FUCK MOM
Mmmm *nods* yes, some do...
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Pantyboy74
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The talk. Lol never really had it neither have my kids.
Mine was my mother saying to me once.
Be good, if you cant be good Be careful.
If you cant be careful. Buy a pram.
Mine was my mother saying to me once.
Be good, if you cant be good Be careful.
If you cant be careful. Buy a pram.
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My mum's talk:
When you have sex, you're supposed to enjoy it. Don't do things heat for his pleasure. Don't go and try and have sex in the back of the car. Just come home and be safe.
And if you need any pointers on positions, just ask
Me:
My younger sisters:
Yet, now- I'm the freaking kinky one...
When you have sex, you're supposed to enjoy it. Don't do things heat for his pleasure. Don't go and try and have sex in the back of the car. Just come home and be safe.
And if you need any pointers on positions, just ask
Me:
My younger sisters:
Yet, now- I'm the freaking kinky one...
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I think my parents just got HBO and let me figure it out for myself--it took a while.
I don't remember any official talk, or maybe I just blocked it out.
Perhaps someday at the Thanksgiving table one of them will ask me to pass the potatoes and I'll freak out and scream,
"You never told me where I'm supposed to stick my dick and now you want the Goddamn potatoes! Oh here you go your Highness and Majesty!"
That could be fun.
I don't remember any official talk, or maybe I just blocked it out.
Perhaps someday at the Thanksgiving table one of them will ask me to pass the potatoes and I'll freak out and scream,
"You never told me where I'm supposed to stick my dick and now you want the Goddamn potatoes! Oh here you go your Highness and Majesty!"
That could be fun.
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My first version of the "Talk" happened quite by accident. My dad and I had gotten into a fight, and had accidentally locked ourselves out of the house. As we waited for my mom to come home, he asked if I had any questions about sex. I said no, and he said good. End of talk. I was 13.
Two years later my mom had a talk with me, and gave me a book to read. It was published in 1958. It was super helpful
Two years later my mom had a talk with me, and gave me a book to read. It was published in 1958. It was super helpful
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Two years later my mom had a talk with me, and gave me a book to read. It was published in 1958. It was super helpful
Yeah, we had a book like that too. I used to look at it when nobody was around. I remember it said something like 'a boy will stop masturbating around the time he begins dating' and I remember thinking "Well, somebody's wrong!"
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I am trying to imagine a world where your mother and mine have a conversation on the subject of sex.
The mind boggles.
BOGGLES
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I got many strange iterations of the talk consisting of, but not limited to:
-I'm claustrophobic. I don't even like when your father pins my legs down. All that whips n chains stuff? Pfft. I'd hyperventilate. (direct quote)
-Never even touch a dick without a rubber on it (direct quote)
-Anal sex?! No me interesa [+ more Spanish in tirade format]. (paraphrasing)
-Me at like 22: Mom I need to go to the doctor. I think I have a yeast infection.
Mom: Oh my God Trekka, you need an AIDS test (direct quote)
WHAT THE FUCK MOM
Mmmm *nods* yes, some do...
This. Explains so much.
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