Favorite Online Pickup Lines

[MrNiceGuy]

One I read but never had the courage to even consider saying:

"How about I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas - mind if I pop around between the holidays?"

- MrNiceGuy

 

[TAKEMEE]

I got one the other night that had me laughing so hard. Sometimes these guys just don't think

It went something like this:

"Hey there Doll can you see how hard you've made my cock?"

I just typed back Nope, can you see me wave bye-bye.

 

[soileddove]

bad lines and good ones

The worst line i ever got was
I'd hate to see you leave but sure would love to watch you cum

I think the best IM line I got was
Can I ask you a question, besides the one I just asked.
That one made me crack up. Don't know why, must of had the giggles that day

 

[cookiejar]

*1 is "what happens if i get stuck with my hands in the cookiejar?" I can't even count the times.





cookie

 

[psyche]

I met my fuck buddy here on lit.....he seduced me to the point that I had to meet him.....he pmed me numerous times the morning of our first meeting, and I mentioned to him that I might be a little nervous at first but I was sure he would help me relax - he knows all my sexual fantasies and he said even if I don't relax he would do me anyway! That just about sent me over the edge by itself since I love non-consent and not having any control. LOL! He is perfect for me!

 

[MsTerious]

I can never understand why people ask online if you want to fuck or give him a blow job. It's so absurd and it drives me crazy! If you want to cyber, ask about that. Don't ask for a fuck or blow job unless you're somehow able to climb through the monitor! And guys, not what women want to hear or read the first time they meet you. (unless, of course she gets paid for it)

 

[AME]

This isnt my favourite but i get it alot

hi Ame....Im a scorpio too....
two scorpios together is spose to be explosive..


lol
promises promises

 

[sirhugs]

Re: bad lines and good ones

The worst line i ever got was
I'd hate to see you leave but sure would love to watch you cum

I think the best IM line I got was
Can I ask you a question, besides the one I just asked.
That one made me crack up. Don't know why, must of had the giggles that day

the bad line is actually a rip off of a line in Face/Off. John Travolta, with the bad guy's personality, seduces the FBI guy's frigid wife with that groaner " Eve, I hate to see you leave...."

 

[sirhugs]

This isnt my favourite but i get it alot

hi Ame....Im a scorpio too....
two scorpios together is spose to be explosive..


lol
promises promises

actually, I think 2 scorpios kill each other

a new meaning to " fucked to death"?

 

[AME]

actually, I think 2 scorpios kill each other

a new meaning to " fucked to death"?

well now your making it sound like a GOOD thing...
sure would die with a smile on my face

LOL

 

[bozinka]

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laleowallapindy?"

"If I write the letters W and O on your left leg, and R and D on your right leg, can we go back to my place and spread the WORD?"

and the ever classic...

"ASL?"

Oh, I love it - can we spread the word..... Whoo!

 

[bozinka]

Ya know, I can't think of any super horrible ones that have actually been used on me...

But, I hate pickup lines that have to do with sex. Come on guys, we are so much more than that....

A great one for me would be something that made me laugh. If you used one like the spread the word line, in total jest, then you might stand a chance.

My favorite pick up line....

Hello.... followed by a killer smile.

 

[sirhugs]

well now your making it sound like a GOOD thing...
sure would die with a smile on my face

LOL

well, I am a scorpio....

 

[AME]

well, I am a scorpio....

gasp.....wow
what date?

 

[sirhugs]

gasp.....wow
what date?

Nov 14 1957

 

[AME]

Nov 14 1957

and do you have the scorpio traits?

 

[*Catbabe*]

Waving hi to Rosy and AME!!

Most of these have to do with my chat nic...Cateyes

"Can you see in the dark?"
"What colour are they?"
"Can I make you purrr?"
"Do you bite ?"
"Can I pet you?"....

Not even going to start with the "pussy" ones...

 

[Blue Dolphin]

My chat name is
pleasureu

entered Syds Hot Tub one night

and was greeted with

pleasureu , pleasuremeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

BD

 

[Kol]

How about something simple, like...

"Hello."

 

[bozinka]

How about something simple, like...

"Hello."

LOL - that's exactly what I said....

 

[sirhugs]

and do you have the scorpio traits?

which are?

 

[smilingblues]

How about something simple, like...

"Hello."

Kol,

How can something so simple mean so much. Yes, that would be the perfect start to a delightful conversation. I like that very much.

At a cooking site I frequent, someone once wrote "Is this thread taken?" I thought that was so cute - it caught my attention.

 

[smilingblues]

My chat name is
pleasureu

entered Syds Hot Tub one night

and was greeted with

pleasureu , pleasuremeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

BD

Hopefully, that was the start to a lovely evening for you, Blue Dolphin. That was perfect for your name. lol

 

[rosylady]

One I read but never had the courage to even consider saying:

"How about I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas - mind if I pop around between the holidays?"

- MrNiceGuy

sorry mrniceguy, been busy, but great line. I can't figure out if it would work on a missnicegirl though. LOL

 

[rosylady]

I got one the other night that had me laughing so hard. Sometimes these guys just don't think

It went something like this:

"Hey there Doll can you see how hard you've made my cock?"

I just typed back Nope, can you see me wave bye-bye.

LOL TAKEMEE, my god, i can't stop laughing at that one.