Favorite Online Pickup Lines
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The Ultimate List of Pick Up (Throw Up) Lines CONT'D.
36. Wanna go halves on a baby?
37. You: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike.
38. Are you OK? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
39. You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together I'd get 69.
40. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
41. You know the more I drink the prettier you get.
42. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
43. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
44. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... what say we tie up for the night. y again.
45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
46. Your face or mine?
47. Hey, here's the word for the day: LEGS. Whadya say we go upstairs and spread the word?
48. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven.
49. Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
50. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
51. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
52. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No You: Well then, please start.
53. Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
54. Hey Baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
55. She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? Him: Do you have the energy?
56. Hi, my name is "Milk". And I'll do your body good.
57.use me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
58. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
59. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me!
60. Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse,etc.) and simply ask, "Are you ready to go home now?"
61. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "Are you ready to go home now?"
62. You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
63. AT the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"
64. You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.
65. That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
67. OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.
68. Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this gem!"
69.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world.
70. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted to know what to make you in the morning.
71. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when. Guy: As soon as I'm done with my drink.
72. Lie down. I think I love you.
73. Do you know how to use a whip?
74. I can sense that you're a terrific lover and it intimidates me a little.
75. If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
76. Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
77. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place.
78. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no), OK then, can we just practice?
79. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
36. Wanna go halves on a baby?
37. You: I hear you like to sing. Her: Yeah... You: (whip out your pud) Well, then step up to the mike.
38. Are you OK? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
39. You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together I'd get 69.
40. You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
41. You know the more I drink the prettier you get.
42. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
43. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
44. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... what say we tie up for the night. y again.
45. Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
46. Your face or mine?
47. Hey, here's the word for the day: LEGS. Whadya say we go upstairs and spread the word?
48. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven.
49. Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
50. Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
51. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
52. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No You: Well then, please start.
53. Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
54. Hey Baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
55. She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? Him: Do you have the energy?
56. Hi, my name is "Milk". And I'll do your body good.
57.use me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
58. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
59. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me!
60. Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse,etc.) and simply ask, "Are you ready to go home now?"
61. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "Are you ready to go home now?"
62. You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
63. AT the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"
64. You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.
65. That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
67. OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.
68. Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this gem!"
69.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world.
70. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted to know what to make you in the morning.
71. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when. Guy: As soon as I'm done with my drink.
72. Lie down. I think I love you.
73. Do you know how to use a whip?
74. I can sense that you're a terrific lover and it intimidates me a little.
75. If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
76. Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
77. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place.
78. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no), OK then, can we just practice?
79. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
LordMagicMan
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Nice pick up lines hehe
Don't know about pick up lines..but a PUT down one is:
"If you didn't have feet..would you wear shoes?"
Of course, they answer "No, course not"
The finale is: "Then why are you wearing a bra?"
Very demeaning I know, but when they get all uppity..it's good Put Downer.
Do the ladies have a Put Down one?
"If you didn't have feet..would you wear shoes?"
Of course, they answer "No, course not"
The finale is: "Then why are you wearing a bra?"
Very demeaning I know, but when they get all uppity..it's good Put Downer.
Do the ladies have a Put Down one?
PICK-UP LINE COMEBACKS.
For The Women:
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
For The Women:
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Top 14 Pickup Lines In Prison
14> "Damn, you are sexy in stripes."
13> "Is that a zip-gun carefully carved out of a piece of
discarded metal found on the floor of the prison
license-plate manufacturing shop in my pocket,
or am I just glad to see you?"
12> "You know, normally I don't give in the first 30 seconds,
but I guess I'm a sucker for sheer muscle mass."
11> "Nice teeth. They'd look so much better on the floor
of my cell."
10> "Who wants to marry a multiple murderer?"
9> "I've been watching you from across the yard for awhile
now, and I knew if I didn't work up the courage to just
walk over here and ask you to be my bitch, I might regret
it for the rest of my life."
8> "Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back
of your head."
7> "Did you order the Soap Drop soup?"
6> "That orange jumpsuit really brings out the red in your
freshly-healed knife wound."
5> "Care to give Prisoner Johnson a weekend furlough?"
4> "You're new here... let me debrief you and introduce you
to the penal system."
3> "You look even better in person than you did on America's
Most Wanted."
2> "If looks could kill, you'd get 25 to life."
1> "Is your name 'Escape Tunnel'? Because I've been digging
you all night."
14> "Damn, you are sexy in stripes."
13> "Is that a zip-gun carefully carved out of a piece of
discarded metal found on the floor of the prison
license-plate manufacturing shop in my pocket,
or am I just glad to see you?"
12> "You know, normally I don't give in the first 30 seconds,
but I guess I'm a sucker for sheer muscle mass."
11> "Nice teeth. They'd look so much better on the floor
of my cell."
10> "Who wants to marry a multiple murderer?"
9> "I've been watching you from across the yard for awhile
now, and I knew if I didn't work up the courage to just
walk over here and ask you to be my bitch, I might regret
it for the rest of my life."
8> "Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back
of your head."
7> "Did you order the Soap Drop soup?"
6> "That orange jumpsuit really brings out the red in your
freshly-healed knife wound."
5> "Care to give Prisoner Johnson a weekend furlough?"
4> "You're new here... let me debrief you and introduce you
to the penal system."
3> "You look even better in person than you did on America's
Most Wanted."
2> "If looks could kill, you'd get 25 to life."
1> "Is your name 'Escape Tunnel'? Because I've been digging
you all night."
chromefreak
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Re: The Ultimate List of Pick Up (Throw Up) Lines CONT'D.
It's a lot funnier when said "So, Ya wanna go in halves on a bastard?" An added plus, you won't seem as prim and proper using this version of the line.
rosylady said:
It's a lot funnier when said "So, Ya wanna go in halves on a bastard?" An added plus, you won't seem as prim and proper using this version of the line.
phatcat
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if someone didn't post those lists
I certainly would =)
On a related note, I recently came across an old goodie: the worst real Country song titles... including favorites like,
"Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth Cuz I'm Kissing You Goodbye"
and
"I Gave Her A Diamond And She Gave Me the Finger"
and so many other hilarious hickisms...
As for pickup lines that work... Hello is boooooring. But it does work for the right person. Basically, anything with either shock value or something that will make the other person commit a faux pas and give you an upper hand in the conversation can be used. Not everyone submits though.. I've once had to drive a friend home after he used the line "The word for the day is LEGS: let's go back to my place and spread the word".. she answered, "why, you can do it right here, just spread your legs" he thought she was playing with him, and so he did, and she kicked him... down he went and I had to drive the poor bastard home. Ouch!
I certainly would =)
On a related note, I recently came across an old goodie: the worst real Country song titles... including favorites like,
"Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth Cuz I'm Kissing You Goodbye"
and
"I Gave Her A Diamond And She Gave Me the Finger"
and so many other hilarious hickisms...
As for pickup lines that work... Hello is boooooring. But it does work for the right person. Basically, anything with either shock value or something that will make the other person commit a faux pas and give you an upper hand in the conversation can be used. Not everyone submits though.. I've once had to drive a friend home after he used the line "The word for the day is LEGS: let's go back to my place and spread the word".. she answered, "why, you can do it right here, just spread your legs" he thought she was playing with him, and so he did, and she kicked him... down he went and I had to drive the poor bastard home. Ouch!
Another List Of Pickup Lines
1. What would you do if I kissed you right now? (my favorite,lol)
2. Hi, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
3. Hi, I go down on a first date.......Do you?
4. How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up.
5. Sex is a killer.......wanna die happy
6. Wanna play carnival? Thats where you sit on my face and I guess your weight
7. Can I flirt with you?
8. Forget that playing doctor is for kids. Lets play gynecologists.
9. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
10. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best on you?
1. What would you do if I kissed you right now? (my favorite,lol)
2. Hi, what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
3. Hi, I go down on a first date.......Do you?
4. How about you sit on my lap and we will see what pops up.
5. Sex is a killer.......wanna die happy
6. Wanna play carnival? Thats where you sit on my face and I guess your weight
7. Can I flirt with you?
8. Forget that playing doctor is for kids. Lets play gynecologists.
9. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
10. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best on you?
soileddove
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Re: Top 14 Pickup Lines In Prison
These are sooooooo funny. I am sitting here imagining some guy saying these things. Hehehehehe
Thanks I needed a good laugh
cookiejar said:
These are sooooooo funny. I am sitting here imagining some guy saying these things. Hehehehehe
Thanks I needed a good laugh
Re: Re: Top 14 Pickup Lines In Prison
yw soileddove, always good to laugh, chech out list of top tens , has lots of jokes there.
soileddove said:
These are sooooooo funny. I am sitting here imagining some guy saying these things. Hehehehehe
Thanks I needed a good laugh
yw soileddove, always good to laugh, chech out list of top tens , has lots of jokes there.
