Favorite Online Pickup Lines
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Re: I know where the lines work
Hi ya BEM, I have heard that pickup line used. I just thought the guy left his classes at home, lol.
Bug Eyed Monster said:I haven't used lines per se as my comments actually seemed appropriate at the time, but I used to work in Spencer's and one I remember was, "If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?" - I liked it, but I wouldn't use it to meet someone.
I do know where all of the classic bad pick up lines do work.
WHERE?????? You ask.
In a stirp club where the ladies are paid to get you to buy them drinks so that you run up your bar tab. I realized that in the Naked Eye Cabaret in Boston (now gone). I laughed when I realized that.
Gentleman in general we are idiots!!!
Hi ya BEM, I have heard that pickup line used. I just thought the guy left his classes at home, lol.
Re: bad lines and good ones
I like the your best IM line, it would make me smile.
and I like to ignore ones like your worst.
soileddove said:The worst line i ever got was
I'd hate to see you leave but sure would love to watch you cum
I think the best IM line I got was
Can I ask you a question, besides the one I just asked.
That one made me crack up. Don't know why, must of had the giggles that day
I like the your best IM line, it would make me smile.
and I like to ignore ones like your worst.
List of Pickup Lines
The Ultimate List of Pick Up (Throw Up) Lines.
1. That shirt looks very becoming on you...of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.
2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please?!
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
5. Is you father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
7. That dress looks nice...of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner.
8. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that that pops up!
11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge or call you?
12. (Check female's shirt tag)... Just as I thought, made in heaven.
13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
14. Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours.
15. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
18. My face is leaving in 10 minutes...are you gonna be on it or not?
19. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't you name Gretchen?
20. Do you have any Filipino in you? Would you like some?
21. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
22. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
23. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
24. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
25. If you and I were squirrels, could I but a nut in your hole?
26. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
27. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
28. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
29. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
30. Hey baby, you wanna see something swell?
31. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples...
32. Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers.
33. I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
34. (With hands on shoulders) OH, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
35. Pardon me, are you in heat?
The Ultimate List of Pick Up (Throw Up) Lines.
1. That shirt looks very becoming on you...of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.
2. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me...Please?!
3. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
4. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
5. Is you father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
7. That dress looks nice...of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner.
8. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
9. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
10. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that that pops up!
11. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge or call you?
12. (Check female's shirt tag)... Just as I thought, made in heaven.
13. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
14. Pardon me Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours.
15. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
16. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
17. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
18. My face is leaving in 10 minutes...are you gonna be on it or not?
19. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't you name Gretchen?
20. Do you have any Filipino in you? Would you like some?
21. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
22. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
23. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
24. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
25. If you and I were squirrels, could I but a nut in your hole?
26. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
27. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
28. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
29. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
30. Hey baby, you wanna see something swell?
31. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples...
32. Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers.
33. I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
34. (With hands on shoulders) OH, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
35. Pardon me, are you in heat?
soileddove
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Rosy I hope that you have not had to live through all of theose corny pick-up lines. If you had you have my deepest sympathy, lol. Although I did like #22
