Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[Broken_paladin]

Oh there are others here that are similar....

Yeah... me. Minus the eloquent, very smart, well spoken part.. But I have that unhinged thing down to an art form.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nah. You're just a wanker.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Findom. Some people are just too stupid for words. I know we aren't supposed to kink shame. But come on. They're just voluntarily getting ripped off.

While it's not for me and it's tough for me to wrap my head around the sexual arousal part of it, there must be something they get back in exchange for those sweet, sweet $. How can you put a price on cumming?

 

[Lord Pmann]

While it's not for me and it's tough for me to wrap my head around the sexual arousal part of it, there must be something they get back in exchange for those sweet, sweet $. How can you put a price on cumming?

Here

 

[MissLabelled]

Findom. Some people are just too stupid for words. I know we aren't supposed to kink shame. But come on. They're just voluntarily getting ripped off.

I don’t really see how it’s different than anything else where money is involved. Both get something out of it, I would imagine.

Someone paid me $100 to jump onto Snapchat in order to insult his dick while he jerked off. I barely got two sentences out, he came, and he closed the chat.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t really see how it’s different than anything else where money is involved. Both get something out of it, I would imagine.

Someone paid me $100 to jump onto Snapchat in order to insult his dick while he jerked off. I barely got two sentences out, he came, and he closed the chat.

You were making like $150,000/hr rate for that chat.
That's got to be a great feeling. Seeing your face or hearing your voice was so arousing to him that he couldn't hold back

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don’t really see how it’s different than anything else where money is involved. Both get something out of it, I would imagine.

Someone paid me $100 to jump onto Snapchat in order to insult his dick while he jerked off. I barely got two sentences out, he came, and he closed the chat.

That’s what we in the industry call a “shame exit”.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Here

Ass. I'm stuck down the rabbit hole learning about escorts! I'm in the wrong business.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Someone paid me $100 to jump onto Snapchat in order to insult his dick while he jerked off. I barely got two sentences out, he came, and he closed the chat.

I went into the wrong career

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ass. I'm stuck down the rabbit hole learning about escorts! I'm in the wrong business.

Jinx

 

[SassySheDevil]

You were making like $150,000/hr rate for that chat.
That's got to be a great feeling. Seeing your face or hearing your voice was so arousing to him that he couldn't hold back

It was the same with phone sex. Many of them came as soon as you said hello.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Jinx

We can be a team. 3 somes only. Double the cost.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It was the same with phone sex. Many of them came as soon as you said hello.

So, I have what it takes to be a phone sex operator? Moonlighting, here I come

 

[Lord Pmann]

I offer my escort services for free. It’s kind of like a Make-A-Wish for large breasted, attractive, wealthy women who are in need of some male companionship.

It’s not a very successful charity.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

There are more things between Heaven and Earth, Pmann, than can be dreamt of within your sheltered view of kinkdom!

"Conductive peehole" sounds like a randomly generated URL on gfycat.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I offer my escort services for free. It’s kind of like a Make-A-Wish for large breasted, attractive, wealthy women who are in need of some male companionship.

It’s not a very successful charity.

...yet

 

[Lord Pmann]

We can be a team. 3 somes only. Double the cost.

Oh Sassy… you don’t know how this works. You don’t just charge double. You charge 2.5x. It’s not linear.

I think you’re going to need someone like me to help manage you ladies of the night. I can help you with your finances. Tell you the best places to get business. Protect you from shitty clients.

 

[Lord Pmann]

"Conductive peehole" sounds like a randomly generated URL on gfycat.

Motherfucker. You made me click on vagrant’s link again.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I offer my escort services for free. It’s kind of like a Make-A-Wish for large breasted, attractive, wealthy women who are in need of some male companionship.

It’s not a very successful charity.

Do you bring ponies for free too?

 

[Lord Pmann]

It was the same with phone sex. Many of them came as soon as you said hello.

How the fuck are you saying “hello”?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you bring ponies for free too?

Ponies are extra. Everyone knows that. Ever heard the term, “Pony up some cash”?

#TheMoreYouKnow

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So, I have what it takes to be a phone sex operator? Moonlighting, here I come

As the operator, you're not supposed to be the one prematurely cumming...

In the age of easy free Internet sex, does paid phone sex still exist? Would you rather pay for a "real person" for phone sex or talk to a realistic sounding AI for free?

 

[SassySheDevil]

So, I have what it takes to be a phone sex operator? Moonlighting, here I come

The place I worked for had 3 men. They actually got a lot of calls. I used to do occasional calls with my husband and these guys went to my boss to talk about how hot it was. I was leaving in the process of the the new guys coming on board, but she thanked me for the extra business. She never thought guys would do good.

 

[SassySheDevil]

So, I have what it takes to be a phone sex operator? Moonlighting, here I come

But yes. If I can do it. Anyone can. I don't exactly have the best voice.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ponies are extra. Everyone knows that. Ever heard the term, “Pony up some cash”?

#TheMoreYouKnow

Thats not very charitable. I was hoping to borrow your stable for a party