Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[AmberLGreen]

You and Pmann and default will be posting masturbation pictures?

I would put a few bids in

 

[aussiegeekygal]

New hobby, Masturbation Art?

Only whilst menstruating

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, oh, I know this answer!

Your brain gets cloudy af when you’re horny

This is a true statement. Pizza Hut bathroom floor cloudy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I would put a few bids in

I’d make Jackson Pollock look like an amateur.

 

[hotwords229_A]

You and Pmann and default will be posting masturbation pictures?

If you call pictures drawn from Sharpies that are in our butts “masturbation pictures” then sure!

 

[MissLabelled]

Haha
You lied down?
You fucking legend

I am going through this thread for the first time, it’s pure fucking gold. And then I read this and I choked on my water.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I am going through this thread for the first time, it’s pure fucking gold. And then I read this and I choked on my water.

Don’t laugh at her. It only encourages her.

 

[MissLabelled]

Don’t laugh at her. It only encourages her.

Ahem. I was laughing with her!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Don’t laugh at her. It only encourages her.

Exactly. I like to encourage @aussiegeekygal unconditionally. She’s always being educational, vulnerable, funny, sexy, or hilariously provoking you. Every result is fantastic

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’d make Jackson Pollock look like an amateur.

I bet your house looks like CSI under a black light

Ahem. I was laughing with her!

Accurate

 

[Lord Pmann]

Exactly. I like to encourage @aussiegeekygal unconditionally. She’s always being educational, vulnerable, funny, sexy, or hilariously provoking you. Every result is fantastic

You don’t know her like I do. She’s the worst. She’s a hippie.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I bet your house looks like CSI under a black light

It’s like a fucking murder scene.

 

[MissLabelled]

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I hate it when I pussy dial someone tho.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I hate it when I pussy dial someone tho.

How does that conversation go?

 

[MissLabelled]

How does that conversation go?

Them: Mfmmm mmffm mmfmfmmf
Me: Don’t stop, I’m
Them: <dial tone>
Me: Why am I into orgasm denial??!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It’s like a fucking murder scene.

Sorry. That's my period art. I'll put it away.

 

[SassySheDevil]

If you call pictures drawn from Sharpies that are in our butts “masturbation pictures” then sure!

I feel like you guys could make anything work.

 

[SassySheDevil]

I bet your house looks like CSI under a black light

how fitting. I'm currently watching CSI Miami.
So we all have to wear all white and big heels.

 

[MissLabelled]

Sorry. That's my period art. I'll put it away.

I don't know if you were going for the double entendre of period = blood but also the different periods of art but if you were, kudos, fucking well done.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hmmm, .....*holds thumb up and squints eye....2024 period piece. I may have a buyer for you.

I'll need an artist bio and head shot.

My commission is 30% paid in full at time of sale.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Hmmm, .....*holds thumb up and squints eye....2024 period piece. I may have a buyer for you.

I'll need an artist bio and head shot.

My commission is 30% paid in full at time of sale.

She might be hard to track down these days, but obviously Aussie is willing to step up and take over.

 

[Mrtenant]

She might be hard to track down these days, but obviously Aussie is willing to step up and take over.

I thought she was the artist?

How you doin Sassy? LTNS.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't know if you were going for the double entendre of period = blood but also the different periods of art but if you were, kudos, fucking well done.

She’s referring to the nut job on here who once made (for me) an avant-garde video where she saved her period blood in a moon cup, sang creepy jazz music and eventually dumped it all over her feet in the shower. At first she was going to make a drawing of my avatar, which I thought would’ve been pretty funny. Instead, she made the video of a serial killer.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't know if you were going for the double entendre of period = blood but also the different periods of art but if you were, kudos, fucking well done.

There's an even deeper third layer that's been going on for years at this point

Lit is a lot like Arrested Development. There are some long running jokes in this place.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

She’s referring to the nut job on here who once made (for me) an avant-garde video where she saved her period blood in a moon cup, sang creepy jazz music and eventually dumped it all over her feet in the shower. At first she was going to make a drawing of my avatar, which I thought would’ve been pretty funny. Instead, she made the video of a serial killer.

It never gets old

I fucking love this place