My Safe Place Thread

[Greypowerful]

There goes the neighbourhood!

Relax, he'll not "lower" himself. Pseudo-toff, pseudo-lawyer, etc.

 

[Equinoxe]

You're not worried about her giving the other her a stroke every hole?

It wasn't covered by the mission statement.

 

[Sean]

I should never have admitted to a distraction either.

I should have said:
"We've listened carefully to your concerns and we want to thank you for bringing them to our attention. We can assure you that your voice has been heard and we share your values. We're working hard to ensure your satisfaction and we hope your future experience exceeds our expectations."

Equi works for Amazon?

 

[Saint Peter]

Best to solve them before they become problems.

You got a problem with that?

 

[lovetoread]

sword fight!

 

[thør]

You got a problem with that?

I make more money if the problem is apparent.

 

[GaryIndiana]

I thought this was the safe place thread! Let me out of here! Please help!

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[Saint Peter]

I make more money if the problem is apparent.

They just pay me to solve problems. One problem or a million problems, it all pays the same.

 

[Saint Peter]

sword fight!

You got a problem with that?

 

[thør]

They just pay me to solve problems. One problem or a million problems, it all pays the same.

Never shit on your own time.

 

[kbate]

No fighting in my safe place, with swords or anything.

SO effing Banned.

 

[lovetoread]

You got a problem with that?

as long as there is no 3ft penis rule in place

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No fighting in my safe place, with swords or anything.

ahhh...anything?

b-b-but

 

[Hard_Rom]

FOOD FIGHT!

 

[georgerb]

please do not post in here unless you are:

under 5 feet 5 inches tall (none of that metric shite either, gtfo)
like horses, and dogs, but only tolerate cats
lesbian
no longer care about politiks
dont care about porn
dont care about tv
dont care about sports

i want this thread to be all-inclusive, for the right people.

not you. nor you. probably not you either. dont feel bad, just get your own thread or forum.

i can tell that this will be a never ending thread (5000 post thread

if you qualify to post in my safe thread, please do not:
post gay shite, that belongs on the queer forum or its subforum,
post about stories there is a forum for that,
post about politics, writers, or anything fluffy, they have their own safe places,
post cat, dog or horse or boob pics unless you own the copyright,
talk about tv, that is gb stuff,
post about children, this is an adult site and that is taboo,
flame anyone, we are all alike and should get along (if you are alike enough to qualify).

remember Lit is all about Heavily Moderated and Exactly Categorized Free Speech, No Spam!, so post away, but keep your posts within the guidelines and rules.

enjoy.

please note: i do not like the following words and would appreciate restraint in my safe place: photograph, elevator, clown, rubbish, garage, Australia, banana, emoji, and snuggle.

lmao.....

 

[girlsmiley]

My mechanic tells me i need to pay 500 big ones +gst to replace and fit new engine mounts in me old holden. So I thought I'd shop around a bit. Took the beast around to another place and told the bloke I needed new engine mounts and he said "350 each." When i said I'd been quoted 500 from my mechanic he said "Yeah, between 250 and 350 each for a V8."

I said "Righto thank you." And left.

Seriously guys. Fuck. Just because I'm female doesn't mean i dont know what the fuck is involved. 2 engine mounts probably cost 100. Labour? To lift and drop the frame and fit would probably take around 4 hours max. The fuck outta here with your 500-700. Cunts.

ETA: As it stands, I have a screwdriver and philips and a pliers etc. on hand. Otherwise I'd make time and do it myself. Bloody crooks!

 

[Saint Peter]

Just prop the engine up on my pillow and do it yourself.

 

[Greypowerful]

Sadly Falcons and "real" Holdens are now extinct.

Thai workers require less, hourly - so the boys in Detroit have acted accordingly.

 

[thør]

My mechanic tells me i need to pay 500 big ones +gst to replace and fit new engine mounts in me old holden. So I thought I'd shop around a bit. Took the beast around to another place and told the bloke I needed new engine mounts and he said "350 each." When i said I'd been quoted 500 from my mechanic he said "Yeah, between 250 and 350 each for a V8."

I said "Righto thank you." And left.

Seriously guys. Fuck. Just because I'm female doesn't mean i dont know what the fuck is involved. 2 engine mounts probably cost 100. Labour? To lift and drop the frame and fit would probably take around 4 hours max. The fuck outta here with your 500-700. Cunts.

ETA: As it stands, I have a screwdriver and philips and a pliers etc. on hand. Otherwise I'd make time and do it myself. Bloody crooks!

This is a good reason to buy a couple of wrenches.

 

[girlsmiley]

This is a good reason to buy a couple of wrenches.

Hmm.

Sadly Falcons and "real" Holdens are now extinct.

Thai workers require less, hourly - so the boys in Detroit have acted accordingly.

Meh. The new ones are nice, but I'd love an old EH.

Just prop the engine up on my pillow and do it yourself.

Pillow talk with Petey.

Smiley looks over dreamily at Petey and says, "Did you remember to take out the recycling?"

You wanna see under the hood?

 

[thør]

Hmm.

I'd loan them to you, if you were my neighbor.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'd loan them to you, if you were my neighbor.

Aww. No, it's not that I can't get tools, or even get a mate to repair my car for nothing. I just don't have thd time to do it myself. I wish I did. I've made a few changes to my hours at work, so instead of going in 4 days a week, I go in 5. It actually works out as less hours but it's better that I'm there. Plus I'm busy after work with training and the kids and this that and twat not.

It's 4.40. I gotta run. Xx

 

[thør]

Aww. No, it's not that I can't get tools, or even get a mate to repair my car for nothing. I just don't have thd time to do it myself. I wish I did. I've made a few changes to my hours at work, so instead of going in 4 days a week, I go in 5. It actually works out as less hours but it's better that I'm there. Plus I'm busy after work with training and the kids and this that and twat not.

It's 4.40. I gotta run. Xx

That's the reason I pay my mechanic to do most of the stuff that he does. I'd rather spend my time doing something else. Although, once upon a time, I didn't have that choice to make.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Pay mechanics to do the repair type stuff. Maintenance like brakes and oil/plug changes do yourself. Then you have some extra cash to pay for repair type things.