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kbate said:
Now I cannot wait until the snow melts and golf season begins. I plan to shoot a 40 this year (for 9). Last year the best round I had was 45, which would have been a 43 if not for that stupid out of bounds stake being in the wrong place and that pitch that hit the pin but did not drop.

Anyone else play a little golf? I am bad, but since I know I am bad, I can enjoy playing the game.
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I like to play little golf.


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trysail said:


It's a truly horrible game. It is played by old people (and I'm not old enough to play it... yet). I played as a kid and never broke 100. It was an excuse to hack off with my pals. I made one spectacular shot in my adolescence, putting the ball in the hole from 30 yards out— but that's all it takes to keep many people coming back for more— just one good shot.


When I get superannuated, I'll probably take it up again.


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I find it much nicer to play golf than work in the office on a nice summer day. And, you can actually do a little business, out on the course.

kbate said:
Now I cannot wait until the snow melts and golf season begins. I plan to shoot a 40 this year (for 9). Last year the best round I had was 45, which would have been a 43 if not for that stupid out of bounds stake being in the wrong place and that pitch that hit the pin but did not drop.

Anyone else play a little golf? I am bad, but since I know I am bad, I can enjoy playing the game.
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I don't play much and I suck at the game. I can hit them into the 40' high rough as well as anyone. And, I never take the game seriously.
 
kbate said:
Now I cannot wait until the snow melts and golf season begins. I plan to shoot a 40 this year (for 9). Last year the best round I had was 45, which would have been a 43 if not for that stupid out of bounds stake being in the wrong place and that pitch that hit the pin but did not drop.

Anyone else play a little golf? I am bad, but since I know I am bad, I can enjoy playing the game.
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We're not counting golf as a sport, I trust, or this might be considered dangerously close to caring about one.


But no, I do not play golf, a little or otherwise. I have played golf, though, which is why I do not say 'sadly no'.
 
If I can hit one good shot per hole I'm happy. Off the tee, from the fairway or on the green, I don't care.

Gotta watch those early morning games as the green dries as the morning progresses and your putting changes. Get caught out by that regularly. My driving sucks. Can't use a wood off the fairway at all. I rule with a 7 iron. My lob wedge is golden. Putt not too bad.
 
Hard_Rom said:
If I can hit one good shot per hole I'm happy. Off the tee, from the fairway or on the green, I don't care.

Gotta watch those early morning games as the green dries as the morning progresses and your putting changes. Get caught out by that regularly. My driving sucks. Can't use a wood off the fairway at all. I rule with a 7 iron. My lob wedge is golden. Putt not too bad.
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This doesn't feel very safe to me.
 
Show me your tits or let me see that nice ass, I can get behind. But show me your cunt! A bit much even with a the euphemism of fanny.
 
Hard_Rom said:
Show me your tits or let me see that nice ass, I can get behind. But show me your cunt! A bit much even with a the euphemism of fanny.
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I've been acquainted with the lady for rather a long time, Neighbour... it's MEANT to be vulgar. Humour, eh? ;)
 
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Safe????
 
Equinoxe said:
We're not counting golf as a sport, I trust, or this might be considered dangerously close to caring about one.


But no, I do not play golf, a little or otherwise. I have played golf, though, which is why I do not say 'sadly no'.
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It most certainly is not a sport the way I play the game. It is an entertainment, a comedy in either 9 or 18 acts; for both my playing partners and any gallery we manage to collect.

I want to be better than the person I play with, and last year my regular partner was really really bad, she might improve as she spent the winter taking lessons. I give her a stroke a hole, unlimited free re-hits and still usually win. We play for lunch after the round.

As long as I call it "play" golf, I think I can keep it in the fun category rather than the sports category.

I have two sports kids who cover my having to care about sports bit. It looks like little league baseball, pony club and football for him. For her it might be limited to lacrosse, field hockey, and pony club.
 
kbate said:
It most certainly is not a sport the way I play the game. It is an entertainment, a comedy in either 9 or 18 acts; for both my playing partners and any gallery we manage to collect....

As long as I call it "play" golf, I think I can keep it in the fun category rather than the sports category.
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Other than the addiction to the odd good shot,that's pretty much my ethos, as well. :cool:

Good Morning, btw. :rose:
 
kbate said:
It most certainly is not a sport the way I play the game. It is an entertainment, a comedy in either 9 or 18 acts; for both my playing partners and any gallery we manage to collect.

I want to be better than the person I play with, and last year my regular partner was really really bad, she might improve as she spent the winter taking lessons. I give her a stroke a hole, unlimited free re-hits and still usually win. We play for lunch after the round.

As long as I call it "play" golf, I think I can keep it in the fun category rather than the sports category.

I have two sports kids who cover my having to care about sports bit. It looks like little league baseball, pony club and football for him. For her it might be limited to lacrosse, field hockey, and pony club.
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Well, that would seem safe then, so long as no one is taking photographs or playing in Australia.

But you ought to be careful mentioning kids—that's not safe talk, after all. You wouldn't want to be thrown out of your own thread. The indignity of it. You'd have to emigrate to Australia out of shame.
 
The shame, banned from my own thread.

I knew no good could come of speaking of golf. Never has, never will, never could, and probably shouldn't.

Shite, not even safe in my own safe place. This new social correctness is impossible.
 
kbate said:
The shame, banned from my own thread.

I knew no good could come of speaking of golf. Never has, never will, never could, and probably shouldn't.

Shite, not even safe in my own safe place. This new social correctness is impossible.
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You can never be too careful in not talking about golf. Golf, after all, rhymes with Hrolf, who was a Viking warlord—and warlords are right out. So, it's best never to speak of such a thing, don't you see?
 
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