My Safe Place Thread

What's wrong with the word Australia? "Catsup" is a gazillion times worse than "Australia." You have to have a saggy mouth just to say it. Catsup. See? Gross.

Anyway. *hair toss* I've been on a health kick. Salads and muesli and fish and yoghurt and cheese and lots of nuts and veg etc. Gym 3 times a week. Bike 3 times a week. Netball x 2. I don't drink.

My groin area hurts though. That goddamn thigh machine.


Right, Thigh Machine. OK then.

Ketchup? An americanized form of a chinese fish sauce? really? You are closer to the original food with your muesli and fish than you would be today with the tomato and sugar mix that is sold by the name. Catsup is closer to the truth being a pasty fish based dish, I can at least agree with it as a food for cats.

thigh machine. OK then. I believe you..
 




To grow soybeans, sow seeds in the spring two to three weeks after the last frost when the soil has reached at least 60 degrees Fahrenheit. Plant seeds 1 to 2 inches deep, and 2 to 4 inches apart in rows 24 to 30 inches apart.

Soybeans should be planted during the spring, two to three weeks after the last frost in colder climates, and in warmer climates, when the soil temperature reaches about 60 degrees Fahrenheit. Soybeans are not frost tolerant and grow best when air temperatures 60 to 70 degrees Fahrenheit.



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Right, Thigh Machine. OK then.

Ketchup? An americanized form of a chinese fish sauce? really? You are closer to the original food with your muesli and fish than you would be today with the tomato and sugar mix that is sold by the name. Catsup is closer to the truth being a pasty fish based dish, I can at least agree with it as a food for cats.

thigh machine. OK then. I believe you..

Something tells me you don't believe my thigh machine story.

Ok. It's a machine at the gym that exercises your inner and outer thighs. I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you right now that I am never getting on it again.

To exercise your inner thighs, you sit, set the weight and spread your legs. The pads go between your legs and point outwards into your inner thighs. You grip the handles with both hands and you squeeze your legs closed and hold. And repeat that 3 x 15.

To exercise the outer thighs, you sit with your legs closed. The pads face inwards towards your outer thighs. You grip the handles, exhale, spread your legs and hold. And repeat.
 
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Right, Thigh Machine. OK then.

Ketchup? An americanized form of a chinese fish sauce? really? You are closer to the original food with your muesli and fish than you would be today with the tomato and sugar mix that is sold by the name. Catsup is closer to the truth being a pasty fish based dish, I can at least agree with it as a food for cats.

thigh machine. OK then. I believe you..

Well there you go. You learn something new everyday. I did not know that. Thank you. Nevertheless, I feel as though refraining from saying the word catsup would be better for my mental health and overall wellbeing. I already have a sore groin... *wax on movement*...area, and having a saggy mouth on top of that would be, well.. Not beneficial.
 
gs, whenever i watch point break i always think of you when i see the girl surfer haul keanu out of the water for the first time :D
 
I'm too tall to post in this thread, apparently.

It's discrimination. She is discriminating against tall people because she is totes jelly and intimidated by them.

The way I see it: if she can climb up onto a horse, she can climb up onto you.

Btw, hi. :) :kiss: *eyelashes*
 
In the past I would have made an exception for you, but if I make one exception I will have to make a hundred, and this would be just a blurt thread rather than a safe-place thread where I and those who qualify to post, can discuss weighty but non-controversial matters in a manner which offends nobody.

I apologise for this, but rules are rules are rules.

You needn't worry about it. I'm under 5'5" in Ancien régime French feet, so it's all fine and within the rules there.


And people received death threats over the Oscars, so good luck with that.


It's discrimination. She is discriminating against tall people because she is totes jelly and intimidated by them.

Oh, no, I fear that may be a verboten topic.

(Hello!)
 
The movie your av is taken from is the primary reason I ended up gay. The horror of seeing Bowie dancing while wearing white spandex was more than a young me could tolerate.

It took you a while, love.

Wheres yours from, exactly, woman
 
You needn't worry about it. I'm under 5'5" in Ancien régime French feet, so it's all fine and within the rules there.

You were stretching (Tee Hee) for that. Did make me look it up though.

I miss your mind.
 
That or an overly thick layer of oil based paint. Two thinned coats are usually better than one thick coat. But try explaining that to a woman who thinks you are skimping on paint in order to rip her off.:mad:
 
Norfolk or Lincoln comes to mind, reading this thread... Break out the Purdy 12-bores, and hacking jackets, Chaps! 😜
 
Norfolk or Lincoln comes to mind, reading this thread... Break out the Purdy 12-bores, and hacking jackets, Chaps! 😜

I prefer a Beretta and a game bag. Unless you inherited a Purdy, it is a major investment rather than a hunting firearm and a simple blouse and the game bag is adequate for most of the Virginia dove season.

We did have a few fashion conscious shooters at one hunt. They appeared to hae stepped out of an Orvis or LL Bean catalogue.
 
I prefer a Beretta and a game bag. Unless you inherited a Purdy, it is a major investment rather than a hunting firearm and a simple blouse and the game bag is adequate for most of the Virginia dove season.

We did have a few fashion conscious shooters at one hunt. They appeared to hae stepped out of an Orvis or LL Bean catalogue.

For ptarmigan, I prefer a short piece of cord instead of a game bag. Just slipknot a loop around their feet and tie the cord around your waist. A dozen or so birds maks a nice skirt. It's the only "skirt" I've ever worn.
 
That is how I carry rock dove when we take them from the barns and outbuildings; just a loop and slipknot. The biggest problem is that the world is running low on folk who will make pigeon pot pie and even fewer of those I know will eat it.

I have only found 1 banded rock dove and when I looked it up, there was no record of its escape or release - probably privately banded and unregistered.
 
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