My Safe Place Thread

Getting annoyed that I can't watch Lorde's performance on SNL because I'm not American. I have a mate that can fix it for me but bloody hell! It's illegal apparently! To watch Saturday Night Live! We should be able to follow our fellow country women online if they've released an album. Fix this! I'm not paying $99/mth for shit TV I watch once a month.
 
I don't. You get some bloody weird PMs with whore in your name! :D

Oh do tell! I need a laugh petal. I've had some doozies.

I am sick and grumpy. I'm flying over to New Zealand tomorrow for fun and I have the plague. Stupid weather. Not as bad as it is in NZ though. Half the blimmin country is under water
 
Oh do tell! I need a laugh petal. I've had some doozies.

I am sick and grumpy. I'm flying over to New Zealand tomorrow for fun and I have the plague. Stupid weather. Not as bad as it is in NZ though. Half the blimmin country is under water


Oh, you should practice your evil "I'm conquering the world" laugh. Think about all those unsuspecting victims stuck on the plane with you as Typhoid Mary. Delightful.
 
Our foxhunting season ends with the March snowstorm. The vixens are denned up to drop this years cubs. We are pulling shoes and getting ready to turn out the hunters for their break. Now I need something to fill my empty 5 days a week.
 
Our foxhunting season ends with the March snowstorm. The vixens are denned up to drop this years cubs. We are pulling shoes and getting ready to turn out the hunters for their break. Now I need something to fill my empty 5 days a week.

The ennui is killing you, correct? :D
 
Our foxhunting season ends with the March snowstorm. The vixens are denned up to drop this years cubs. We are pulling shoes and getting ready to turn out the hunters for their break. Now I need something to fill my empty 5 days a week.

It's the perfect season for an arctic traverse, say from Barrow to Iqualuit by Skidoo.
 
Pickerel season closes today for the spawning run. Temps had the run start early this year. The Thames is open to trout all year so there is a chance at some lake run steelheads. Need some spring weather to get the big carp active. Love early spring carp!
 
Now I cannot wait until the snow melts and golf season begins. I plan to shoot a 40 this year (for 9). Last year the best round I had was 45, which would have been a 43 if not for that stupid out of bounds stake being in the wrong place and that pitch that hit the pin but did not drop.

Anyone else play a little golf? I am bad, but since I know I am bad, I can enjoy playing the game.
 
Now I cannot wait until the snow melts and golf season begins. I plan to shoot a 40 this year (for 9). Last year the best round I had was 45, which would have been a 43 if not for that stupid out of bounds stake being in the wrong place and that pitch that hit the pin but did not drop.

Anyone else play a little golf? I am bad, but since I know I am bad, I can enjoy playing the game.



It's a truly horrible game. It is played by old people (and I'm not old enough to play it... yet). I played as a kid and never broke 100. It was an excuse to hack off with my pals. I made one spectacular shot in my adolescence, putting the ball in the hole from 30 yards out— but that's all it takes to keep many people coming back for more— just one good shot.


When I get superannuated, I'll probably take it up again.


 
Superannuated... what a marvellously British term.

I'm terrible in the numbers part of golf... rarely below 120, it's an enjoyable day out with Friends and indeedthe "snick" of a well-hit shot keeps one addicted! 😜
 
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