Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[whenagain]

Sorry darling we can’t have sex tonight because I want to see you beg.

 

[Little_Sister]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...
I spent all day masturbating with strangers online while you were at work and now I need a nap and dinner. What are you cooking?

 

[LizVegas79]

SDWCHST because I told you that I want you to save up for Valentine's Day for me. What's the big deal? It's only 13 more days.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the aliens are here to pick you up. Send a postcard!

 

[AveryElle]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...
I spent all day masturbating with strangers online while you were at work and now I need a nap and dinner. What are you cooking?

Haha wait is that bad to do?!

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you didn't want to participate in my Lorena Bobbitt role play

 

[papadoc19]

Sorry darling, we can't sex tonight because I have taken a vow of celibacy so God will let my team win.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

Because I have tequila dick lmao

 

[13Fantasies]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you didn't want to participate in my Lorena Bobbitt role play

Hahahaha!

 

[Kat73]

Sorry we can't have sex tonight, too many people in the same room.

 

[coachdb18]

Sorry we can’t have sex tonight, but the last time the dog watched us and got too excited, humped every pillow in the house

 

[13Fantasies]

Sorry, darling, but we can't have sex tonight, because I want to be the one to say no for a change.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you drew the shortest straw and you're this year's village sacrifice.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because last time your mother came over in a cheerleader outfit and cheered us on making me feel uncomfortable and self conscious.

 

[HBergeron]

Because I masturbated seven times today thinking about you, and now I'm exhausted and gave myself a painful rash

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because spicing things up in the bedroom DOES NOT involve the use of pepper spray.

 

[Taegul]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because...umm...Aww fuck it, let's go

 

[mnbreastluver]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because.I was standing on my head too long and all the blood flowed to the wrong head.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because it's Disco Night at the bar. I never miss Disco Night.

 

[LadyJS]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'd prefer an activity more pleasing such as running my fingernails across a chalkboard.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because me and the girls are going to wreck some cheating bastard's car and it's my turn with the flamethrower. Don't wait up.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I was practicing my Latin this evening and I accidentally summoned a demon. Oh don't give me that look, he's perfectly harmless! Look! We had tea and cookies and talked about the secrets of the arcane and world domination. I promised to send him back, but it happens so that we need a human sacrifice. Darling? Darling, where are you going?!

I'm sorry, Asmodeus. Looks like you're stuck with me for a while. More tea? I'll put the kettle on.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight. I'm getting my nails done instead.

 

[DreamSync]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because the guard said, "No touching."

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm just a figment of your imagination.